*possble hipaa violation*
Ok, we have an infamous resident that is 'very fond' of inappropriate touching, and being a general menace to society with her exhibitionist tendencies.
Another resident recently confided that this other resident had pinched her nipples, then laughed about it. (She was very matter of fact about it, and is not traumatized)
Now, just about EVERYONE that is staff has been sexually groped by this woman, several times over, and there is basically nothing we can do about it because the woman is not in her right mind. I have personally had my butt and crotch grabbed from behind several times by this woman, and sickeningly, she has taken a specific fancy towards me, openly propositioning on several occasions. I just report it, then go about my work. This woman has a "behaviors" file that is nearly an inch thick.
Anyway-- As soon as I heard this, the very first thing that entered my mind was a parody of "Pistol packin' mama", with the line "Nipple pinchin' mama, put those fingers down!" instead. I am not sure if I should laugh hysterically at this, be highly disturbed, or feel tremendous concern. I hate having conflicting emotional states.
Also, horrible song parodies, or inappropriate application of songs (like Mr Rodger's theme song) come to mind all the damn time lately. Completely unbidden, unmeditated on, or anything. Just BAM--- Horrible parody, there as an ear worm all night.