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[CABL]

I can't go back to the classic YouTube layout, because the button that does that was removed. Uuugh.

Rest in pepperoni.

[scourge728]

I've never understood why companies just change their website layout completely, does that EVER go well?

[pisskop]

Got 7 inches, some towns are entirely without power,  and I got stranded waiting for a train for 12 hours.

But I mean, once I got home I shoveled out the car and cursed my dumbassery.  Then brewed some coffee.

[Eric Blank]

My mother actually got fired. Thats never happened before.

On the other hand, today i learned i got fired first before my mother. Shes more than twice my age.

[Tack]

So for whatever reason the food deliveryman was super late and turned up at midnight.
We hear our dog begin barking the house down- go out front and he’s halfway through the gate.
Promptly backpedals, tosses the box (containing eggs) onto our driveway and shouts “Fucking mention the dog would you!”

I mean sorry bud. Our floofer is super friendly to strangers, so I didn’t think it needed mentioning, unless of course you would happen to be sneaking through our gate at midnight.
What, am I supposed to discourage that behaviour?

[Eric Blank]

You should encourage it. You have a very good dog.

My dog also loves everybody, but barks at intruders. Was real vicious that one time moms horse got spooked by a couple dogs and she landed on the ground. Wouldnt let them anywhere near her.

[scourge728]

You should encourage it. You have a very good dog.

My dog also loves everybody, but barks at intruders. Was real vicious that one time moms horse got spooked by a couple dogs and she landed on the ground. Wouldnt let them anywhere near her.

Now I'm imaging a horse falling out of an airplane, only to land perfectly fine on the ground

[Lord Shonus]

Who wants chicken in a can?

The burger in a can video is better.

[scourge728]

Who wants chicken in a can?

Nearly made me throw up 4:33 in, seriously what IS that yellow stuff.... when he pours it out but some of the chicken comes out, looks like vomit or something to me

[smjjames]

Sorta looks like the fluid you'd find in chicken soup? Except more yellow. Like chicken basting fluid, dunno....

Yellow stuff is probably fat. IIRC it turns yellow when it's oxidised.

I thought cans were sealed in an anoxic environment? or maybe anoxic is bad....

[Lord Shonus]

The hillarious thing is that this isn't even the nastiest (and you are quite right, it is nastier-looking than the canned burger) thing Ashens has had on that channel. He had (sensibly didn't eat, but probably wasn't even healthy to be near) some commemorative chocolate not long ago from a British coronation. The coronation of King Edward VII, to be precise.

[Tawa]

That was small potatoes next to the 140-year-old olives.

[smjjames]

Doesn't chocolate last a really long time? Though something commemorative might not have been intended to be edible in the first place. Given that it wasn't immediately eaten or soon after, it probably wasn't actually edible.

[Lord Shonus]

That was small potatoes next to the 140-year-old olives.

Haven't watched that one.

[scourge728]

Where do you even GET chocolate that old? Also I kinda assumed olives were like wine....