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[Derpy Dev]

The end result of this conversation is that idiots are weak to psychic attacks and underdressed women.

[GiglameshDespair]

idiots should especially beware underdressed psychic women.

[wierd]

Indeed, if we suspend our disbelief for a moment, and presume that psychic women exist, then naked ones would, due to their status as true psychics, KNOW that you are looking at them lustfully (which tends to be the first mode of thought of your typical male idiot), and they are statistically likely to take exception to this, as we have a valid analog model in perfectly normal women taking exception to such behavior, only with perfect awareness that the idiot is indeed oogling them.

Given the prevalence of physical attacks from women against idiot men under such circumstances, (often leading to nosebleed), we can safely presume that should psychic women indeed exist, and that they are naked, they are likely to perform powerful psychic attacks the very instant they are observed by a male idiot.

At which point, it would become experimentally difficult to determine if it is the psychic attack itself that causes the nosebleed, or if it is the poor self control of the idiot resulting in a sudden spike in bloodpressure from observing the naked psychic woman that causes it.

Given this dilemma, should it be proven that naked psychic women do indeed exist, I propose that a double blind clinical experiment involving psychic women, ordinary women, states of undress, and idiot men be conducted to determine how these effects manifest in terms of instance of nosebleed in idiot male humans.

[Dunamisdeos]

I think it's much more likely that psychic women are not walking around naked, but are instead constantly scanning nearby men for thoughts of lust in the vicinity of uncommonly pretty girls in a state of partial undress, and causing nosebleeds incognito.

[TD1]

Or doing the Egwene-al-Vere-approved backside spanking.

[Egan_BW]

Psychics are hot.

[Eric Blank]

psychics are terrifying. Nobody needs to know whats going on in your head

[MrRoboto75]

Psychics are hot.

Pyrokinesis is hot.

[Loud Whispers]

psychics are terrifying. Nobody needs to know whats going on in your head

I think people should know what's going on in their own head. If no one knows, then where's your head at

[overseer05-15]

then where's your head at

in the game

[hector13]

That's EA Sports. Try again.

[overseer05-15]

That's EA Sports. Try again.

No, EA has it (tm) in the game. We were talking about Eric Blank's head, not it (tm).

[Reelya]

Got DVD of Rogue One for cheap, I hope it's good. My WTF is that a little dumbfuck part of my brain is still willing to give Star Wars a chance after it's so completely gone to shit as a franchise. Even worse than the prequels days. At least the prequels added new ideas and tied into an overarching plot.

Been thinking about Force Awakens a bit again recently. Personally I think it's a stinker of a movie on it's own merits. If that thing didn't have the Star Wars name on it, it would probably have been completely panned as an overblown incoherent mess of a film. e.g. 2015's equivalent of Water World.

One of many criticisms is it's use of the "mcguffin". The whole plot is about "finding the thingamagig" using the clues, however by the end of the movie, they only just found it. And everything that happened on the way was entirely circumstantial to the goal. It was basically a rip-off of the main plot of Star Wars IV: A New Hope, except, in A New Hope, all the plot points tied together in a meaningful way. e.g. the finale couldn't make sense if you removed any of the plot elements. With "Force Awakens" virtually none of the sequences was integral to the actual quest plot.

all the shit that happens is just shit that happened while a loose "we gotta find so and so" plot happens during the breaks in the action. e.g. the big rebel battle at the end of Force Awakens could have been completely omitted from the story without really affecting the plot in any way. That's the equivalent of saying "well the Death Star battle isn't really integral to the plot of Star Wars", for a comparison. The entire need for this battle was basically a plot convenience excuse to dust of the x-wings for a big fight scene. It had no integral connection to the actual story they were telling.

[Derpy Dev]

So in about one page, we've gone from nosebleeds to underdressed psychics to EA Sports.

Welcome to Bay12.

[TD1]

Leave sanity out of this.