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[Paxiecrunchle]

I think Sealand has a bit fewer people. I could be wrong on that, as I can't find any population figures.

Sealand now counts as a proppper country?

[TD1]

But the Vatican city has the pope in it. So that's okay.



Hmmm.... if you do devastate the Vatican, can you spare the art? If so I'm up for it.

[hector13]

Hey remember when we lived in a world where the Emoji Movie didn't exist?

Hey remember when Donald Trump wasn't the President of the United States hey remember when children weren't screaming about minions memes hey remember when the world still made sense hey remember when the moon didn't rain the blood of slain angels on us every couple of days hey


hey remember

* hector13 pats MSH on the shoulder, handing him a Gameboy while directing him to a quiet corner

It's gonna be okay buddy

I never had a Gameboy, and so I am non-comforted. In recompense, I shall tear down the skies above one nation of man.

Choose.

Australia.

wtf is wrong with you stealing my maybe could be literal thunder

England /anglophobia

[Helgoland]

But the Vatican city has the pope in it. So that's okay.



Hmmm.... if you do devastate the Vatican, can you spare the art? If so I'm up for it.

*cocks Armalite*

[Hanslanda]

I just saw a bunch of Facebook stuff about Nibiru, the invisible, intangible planet that will hit the earth on Saturday and all my what the actual fucks have been expended.

Every last one. To top it off, the coke guy here at work said his sibling and her family are buying ammo to prepare. Like what are you going to do shoot a fucking planet out of the sky with a rifle?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Ah, but you see, Nibiru isn't going to hit Earth. It's going to permanently eclipse the sun and usher forth a new age of frost. The ammo is for shooting the satanic pagan UN Peacekeepers who will come to ritually butcher Christians and redistribute their meat in the communist world order.

[Tawa]

No, the Earth, like all planets, is flat. Nibiru, then, is paper-thin and will cover the earth without actually damaging anything. The guns are to tear holes in it so they don't suffocate.

[Tiruin]

I just saw a bunch of Facebook stuff about Nibiru, the invisible, intangible planet that will hit the earth on Saturday and all my what the actual fucks have been expended.

Every last one. To top it off, the coke guy here at work said his sibling and her family are buying ammo to prepare. Like what are you going to do shoot a fucking planet out of the sky with a rifle?

This Nibiru? I'm more wondering how it got stuck with that awesome name o_O despite the small paragraph designating its derived origins.

I am sad though, to see people say...

Hale–Bopp comet does not exist

I remember times in my childhood where we saw the sky (before we moved to a place nearer to light pollution ) and my dad would spend time with me as we watched the stars, all in a cold December (or near that month) night, as we watched that one comet. Was the earliest comet I recall in vivid memory.

I just saw a bunch of Facebook stuff [...]

...Wait I think that's the issue ._.

[Rolan7]

I just saw a bunch of Facebook stuff about Nibiru, the invisible, intangible planet that will hit the earth on Saturday and all my what the actual fucks have been expended.

Every last one. To top it off, the coke guy here at work said his sibling and her family are buying ammo to prepare. Like what are you going to do shoot a fucking planet out of the sky with a rifle?

Haha, Saturday is also the deadline for a move I'm helping with.  Having it be the end of the world is an oddly appealing idea.  I guess if the world is ending, it'd be kinda cool for it to specifically knock over a week of work I *just* finished.

[Mathel]

I just saw a bunch of Facebook stuff about Nibiru, the invisible, intangible planet that will hit the earth on Saturday and all my what the actual fucks have been expended.

Every last one. To top it off, the coke guy here at work said his sibling and her family are buying ammo to prepare. Like what are you going to do shoot a fucking planet out of the sky with a rifle?

You just made me go WTF. How is it going to hit the Earth if it is intangible? Intangible means that it can not be touched and a collision is just a touch with extra force.

Ah, but you see, Nibiru isn't going to hit Earth. It's going to permanently eclipse the sun and usher forth a new age of frost. The ammo is for shooting the satanic pagan UN Peacekeepers who will come to ritually butcher Christians and redistribute their meat in the communist world order.

For that matter, it can not eclipse the Sun either, because it is invisible, thus completely transparent. Guys, get your latin right.

No, the Earth, like all planets, is flat. Nibiru, then, is paper-thin and will cover the earth without actually damaging anything. The guns are to tear holes in it so they don't suffocate.

Oh, yeah, intangible again, no suffocating for anyone, as the air just passes through it.

But yeah, being invisible and intangible, how do they "know" it is even there. Does it at least have gravity? Because if it does, I would be worried.
Not about earth being shattered, but about the Black hole (no, not a planet) passing by and disrupting the orbit and the tides. And if it is too slow, also sucking out the Sun. Oh and the ammo is against the looters, I would guess. Though if it is a black hole and it sucks away the sun, there is nothing a rifle can do about it.

[Draignean]

The gun toting folk shall save the world by synchronously pointing their guns at the incoming stellar body and firing, their collective recoil pushing Earth out of harm's way.

Science.

[Dunamisdeos]

Ah, but you see, Nibiru isn't going to hit Earth. It's going to permanently eclipse the sun and usher forth a new age of frost. The ammo is for shooting the satanic pagan UN Peacekeepers who will come to ritually butcher Christians and redistribute their meat in the communist world order.

Hold the phone now. Who distributed it the first time? Do I still have all my meat parts *checks*

Spoiler: I checked with my fellow churchgoers, and we came up with a solution to this planetary collision thing. (click to show/hide)

[Eric Blank]

Bullshit is the most abundant resource in the universe. We should be powering our cars with it.

[Derpy Dev]

Bullshit is the most abundant resource in the universe. We should be powering our cars with it.

I was about to call the science behind that BS, but then it occurred to me that that only proves your point. Well played.

[scriver]

I just saw a bunch of Facebook stuff about Nibiru, the invisible, intangible planet that will hit the earth on Saturday and all my what the actual fucks have been expended.

Every last one. To top it off, the coke guy here at work said his sibling and her family are buying ammo to prepare. Like what are you going to do shoot a fucking planet out of the sky with a rifle?

This Nibiru? I'm more wondering how it got stuck with that awesome name o_O despite the small paragraph designating its derived origins.

I am sad though, to see people say...

Hale–Bopp comet does not exist

I remember times in my childhood where we saw the sky (before we moved to a place nearer to light pollution ) and my dad would spend time with me as we watched the stars, all in a cold December (or near that month) night, as we watched that one comet. Was the earliest comet I recall in vivid memory.

I just saw a bunch of Facebook stuff [...]

...Wait I think that's the issue ._.

Well I guess I just learned where the Halebop phone services company got their name from.