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[Hanslanda]

Bananas make me itchy, but so do pomegranates, cherries, peaches, nectarines, and plums. Fruit and I, we don't really see eye to eye.

Avocado's a shifty, itchy bastard, too, and takes with it the power and the glory of guacamole. Damn you, avocado.

Broccoli, though. Broccoli understands.

Truly you are an unfortunate soul.

[Rolan7]

I may be bashing pineapples just because I dislike them.
But Bananas are pure evil. I simply cannot eat them, no matter how they are prepared.
I get nauseous merely by their smell, and regurgitate them when digested.
Been so ever since I was a mere toddler. And I'm not sure what's causing it.

Hell's yeah.  To Hell with bananas.
To hell with all that sickly sweet offalness. SIC!

[milo christiansen]

Bananas? Ewww.

Taste discusting.Mom tried to feed them to me as a baby, but I just spit them out, and it has been that way ever since. I can't quite decide if they are #1 or #2 on my "worst foods of all time" list, but thy are certainly at the top.

[overseer05-15]

Alternatively such reasons have conditioned you to not have an appetite

[IronTomato]

bananas are amazing and everyone who doesn't like them should be locked up

[pisskop]

I eat several a day.

The best part of them is how easy they are to eat.  And the whole 'calories without obscene carbs'.


Of course, being lewd with them and pretending you arent is fun too.

[Rolan7]

Pisskop, I would give you a concerned hug, if you stopped vibrating even one moment.
*hug*

[Paxiecrunchle]

This album cover : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BLB-CoverYourHeart.jpg#mw-jump-to-license

[pisskop]

I am the star wars now.

[SalmonGod]

I just learned of Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker. 

Video

[scourge728]

Pink Kryptonite turns Kryptonians gay, this is a thing that actually existed

[pisskop]

you mean 'light red'.

light red kyriptonite turns them gay.

i never got why none of us muggles were unaffected by kyriptonite?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Humans are affected by kryptonite because it's radioactive. But it doesn't turn them gay, or depower them, or make bizzaro humans, it just gives them boring radiation sickness.

[Yoink]

Slept really badly last night. Whether this was because I stayed up a couple of hours late working on something, or from listening to too much black metal before bed, or simply because it was brutally cold, I'm not sure(could have been all of the above), but I was thrashing about all over the place.

Woke up at least a couple of times through the night, and at one point my restless self had managed to move my whole bedroll to an unfamiliar position and whilst half asleep in pitch darkness I had to fumble around moving it back.

I know there were a lot of dreams responsible for this madness, some of them dramatic, but literally the only part I actually remember is a bit of dialogue towards when I woke up which might actually come in handy, for consoling some miserable person one cares a great deal about: "Well, I hate you significantly less than you hate yourself. Whether you understand or not*, I care."

I don't have anyone I care about to console at the moment, so I'm putting that quote in the public domain. And yes, I do occasionally record lines from dreams or thoughts for later use. They rarely come in hand,  but oh well.

*The previous three or four words I'm unsure of.



Bananas: bananas are pretty tops (this was supposed to say "good" but SwiftKey said tops so I'm rolling with it), but I don't really feel strongly enough about them to rush to their defence. As for pineapple, well, it's godly. I haven't had a good pizza (as in, one with pineapple) in a while, but I think next time I partake of the 'za I shall pay extra to have some added.
Now I'm trying to decide what my favourite fruit is... not sure. Fresh, crisp green apples are great, so are blueberries although they're usually more of a dessert thing. I used to loathe tomatoes but these days I'm mostly okay with them... in fact it feels like a lot of my fruit and veg dislikes have gone away, apart from cauliflower (which I can stomach in a curry or rice dish if need be) and string/green beans (which still make me puke).

There are probably a bunch of weird fruits I dislike that I can't think of off the top of my head, though. I used to hate passionfruit with a passion, har har, but then I gave it another try and it was actually alright. I guess shit like mangoes and paw paw are still pretty gross, although I'm probably getting their tastes mixed up in my memory.

[Hanslanda]

Mango is a good fruit. Honestly there is only one piece of produce I won't eat. Loathsome, vile, perfidious, disgusting Brussel sprouts.
I curse this mockery of all that is good and right with produce. I have dedicated my life's work to beautiful and wonderful produce, but I cannot abide Brussel sprouts.