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[Neonivek]

I've thought of using an alternate on my bad days just so I could just be a different person (goodness I had to rewrite this a lot)

I feel like I'll need this soon since I am trying out new ideas and concepts.

[overseer05-15]

True to admit I can think of some hilarious uses where someone created an account only to send themselves insults and threats... Only to be found out later that the person is the same person.

But yeah it is the use of alternate accounts for the purpose of tricking people into thinking it is a separate person, for reasons other than you just wanting a fresh start.

Is it bad to admit that I have considered doing this on a roleplaying site? So one account could be a lawful good hero and the other could be somewhere between true neutral and chaotic evil and just be a bully to the first account; though, said site also has rules against multiple accounts (with exceptions being granted by the moderators if justified before creating the account), and I never actually did it.

I assume if you're RPing you could justify it pretty well.

[hops]

Can't you just play both characters on one account?

[Avarice]

Tinder actually worked for me. Huh.

[Tack]

Congratulations.
It doesn't work for me, but also it's 3am and my standards are crazy high

[Tawa]

Earlier today I decided to read some excerpts from James Joyce's letters to Nora Barnacle.

They're, um, colorful.

[EnigmaticHat]

I am seriously not understanding the victim/victimizer dichotomy.

I don't know why it is so important to push it...

But ONLY guess is that the reason it is pushed so much is that... It is an inherently prejudiced system that recognizes its own prejudice, and so it must dehumanize the victimizer while also removing the victim from the situation. That is why any attempt to empower the victim or humanize the victimizer is met with hostility.

...okay, so two people are dating.  One of them tries to run it like a normal relationship, the other one is abusive AF.  You don't see any dichotomy there?

[Eric Blank]

First thing i hear when i walk in the door this morning is "eric we need you to clean the bathroom."

When i ask why, they tell me that someone shit in the urinal in the mens room. And sure enough thats exactly what happened. Oh, and on the floor too. And the toilet in the stall was clogged. So first thing i get to do is clean and unfuck everything. took me 40 minutes, people were upset that it was closed.

But hey, the cashier agreed to pay for a smoothie for me, so thats cool.

But why the fuck does this shit happen here? I dont work at fucking walmart jesus god

[redwallzyl]

First thing i hear when i walk in the door this morning is "eric we need you to clean the bathroom."

When i ask why, they tell me that someone shit in the urinal in the mens room. And sure enough thats exactly what happened. Oh, and on the floor too. And the toilet in the stall was clogged. So first thing i get to do is clean and unfuck everything. took me 40 minutes, people were upset that it was closed.

But hey, the cashier agreed to pay for a smoothie for me, so thats cool.

But why the fuck does this shit happen here? I dont work at fucking walmart jesus god

Sometimes people are shit. I had to clean up a similar mess awhile ago too. Makes you want to rub the perpetrators face in it.

[Avarice]

someone shit in the urinal in the mens room.

Eric thats called a 'In the park home run'
I know it doesn't help now but you can further embellish your story.

Congratulations.
It doesn't work for me, but also it's 3am and my standards are crazy high

Yeah It hasnt worked for so long just started thinking I should delete my profile but I added two photos massively reduced my meme like bio and almost 30 mins later a pretty girl my age likes me.
I remembered liking her and I'm very picky.
So I guess it required some review on my part to improve my profile.

[hops]

Tinder actually worked for me. Huh.

You're welcome.

Wait.

[Lord Shonus]

First thing i hear when i walk in the door this morning is "eric we need you to clean the bathroom."

When i ask why, they tell me that someone shit in the urinal in the mens room. And sure enough thats exactly what happened. Oh, and on the floor too. And the toilet in the stall was clogged. So first thing i get to do is clean and unfuck everything. took me 40 minutes, people were upset that it was closed.

But hey, the cashier agreed to pay for a smoothie for me, so thats cool.

But why the fuck does this shit happen here? I dont work at fucking walmart jesus god

Sometimes people are shit. I had to clean up a similar mess awhile ago too. Makes you want to rub the perpetrators face in it.

For me, this is Tuesday.

[martinuzz]

I would have flat out refused to clean that (and probably get fired over it). Not that I don't want to do it, just, I can't. I have a heightened vomit reflex, if you made me go anywhere near I'd just cover the walls in puke, and you'd have a bathroom not just covered in shit, but also in puke, and me heading home on sick leave.

I suspect I got that heightened reflex from having an artificial passage from my stomach to my bowels made when I was two days old (I was a so-called fountain-vomiter, all the milk that went in through my mouth also went out through it, because there was no passage from my stomach into my gut. The vomit reflex is really inconvenient at times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpfM5Hn9Rto

[Avarice]

We used to get a handfull of money when drunk patrons had shat or vomited in the bathrooms as a kinda thank you for doing it.
Its just shit really and unless its runny you can just pick it up and eat it... wait what?!

[pisskop]

its just gut-rolled bio waste with the full onslaught of highly concentrated contagious microbes that can cause death when introduced into the body outside said digestive tract