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[Loud Whispers]

Ah, so the Kazakh portal to hell is actually in Turkmenistan. Sorry for misattributing, Turkmenistan.

[hector13]

No, sorry, too late, your shitposting credentials are hereby revoked.

[smjjames]

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/08/542305822/photos-a-massive-wildfire-is-now-blazing-in-greenland

Greenland is on fire. Saying that sounds weird.

Fire is possible in Greenland? Who'da thunk it.

[Loud Whispers]

No, sorry, too late, your shitposting credentials are hereby revoked.

I counter with what doth life

[JoshuaFH]

I was bicycling today, and a young lady shouted out her window as she drove by me: "Fuck her right in the pussy!"...

...

I got drive-by memed. I wanted to know what compelled that behavior, but she drove off.

[martinuzz]

Maybe it was your wife's bff and she has been complaining you've not been giving her enough love

[Gunner-Chan]

I'm in the dumbest mood of wanting to play stuff but being unsure if I should even bother given Ill be moving computers in about a week. That shouldn't really affect this but it is for some reason.

[overseer05-15]

I'm in the dumbest mood of wanting to play stuff but being unsure if I should even bother given Ill be moving computers in about a week. That shouldn't really affect this but it is for some reason.

If ur worried about computers play a nintendo

[Neonivek]

Ok here is something in videogames, television, and movies that I don't know if it is real or not.

They tend to eat dinner really slowly, like... if they have a plate of sliced carrots they will only eat one slice at a time.

Is that how actual people eat?

I know SOME people eat that way... But is that how typical people eat?

Because in Videogames I think it is because it is easier to animate and in Television and movies typically they don't EXACTLY touch the food.

[Egan_BW]

It usually takes me a lot longer to eat a meal than most any movie, television, or videogame scene takes in total.

[NJW2000]

The way real people eat (i.e. effectively) wouldn't look great on tv. Most real people, that is.

Exception to Neo's observation.

[Neonivek]

PLEASE!

You call that an exception? I'll show you an exception!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHbSVtr8dJY

D4 For the Victory!

[JoshuaFH]

Ok here is something in videogames, television, and movies that I don't know if it is real or not.

They tend to eat dinner really slowly, like... if they have a plate of sliced carrots they will only eat one slice at a time.

Is that how actual people eat?

By 'actual people' do you imply that you're some nonhuman creature, studying our culture to better blend in unnoticed?

[wobbly]

Imagine them doing 50 takes of the same dinner scene, come on you can fit another steak in, what's wrong with you?

[Blaze]

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