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[Greiger]

Today's xkcd comic was awesome.  I would go to a class that taught such useful skills.  It's a far more useful skill than religious studies or reading 'A day no pigs would die' for the 3rd time in 3 years.

I think my computer just had a stroke. Was watching a Youtube video when suddenly the entire computer froze and the audio stuttered horribly for several seconds. Then it caught up and went on like nothing happened. No idea what that was about.

Nah it was just a natural part of computer biology.  See computers eat the cats it comes across in the intertubez, but like all creatures it needs to pass waste.  That's where memes come from.  A particularly dank meme can take some time to pass, a computer is usually good enough to do that but it may have been constipated.  I perscribe 200 mg of laxatives for your pc.  Fed through the ethernet port.

[Loud Whispers]

So I managed to catch a mosquito as it landed on my arm. I thought this was funny; an insect that feeds on large mammals, it messes with the food chain a fair bit. Figured instead of squishing it I might as well feed it to my flytrap, then I figured that was funny too, a plant that feeds on insects, it messes with the food chain a fair bit. Then I saw there were some aphids on the flower stalk of the flytrap, where some insects were feeding on a plant that ate insects. What is the food chain even

[Neonivek]

What is the food chain even

That is why it is called the Food Chain (or sometimes food web) and not the food conga.

[TheDarkStar]

So I managed to catch a mosquito as it landed on my arm. I thought this was funny; an insect that feeds on large mammals, it messes with the food chain a fair bit. Figured instead of squishing it I might as well feed it to my flytrap, then I figured that was funny too, a plant that feeds on insects, it messes with the food chain a fair bit. Then I saw there were some aphids on the flower stalk of the flytrap, where some insects were feeding on a plant that ate insects. What is the food chain even

Spoiler: Relevant (notice how most of the animals represent entire categories instead of single species) (click to show/hide)

[Criptfeind]

No arrows to represent direction. I can only assume that everything eats everything. Poor sharks, getting nommed by herbivores.

[TheDarkStar]

It's supposed to be a trophic web, so animals that are higher eat animals below them if there's a link between them.

[Loud Whispers]

So I managed to catch a mosquito as it landed on my arm. I thought this was funny; an insect that feeds on large mammals, it messes with the food chain a fair bit. Figured instead of squishing it I might as well feed it to my flytrap, then I figured that was funny too, a plant that feeds on insects, it messes with the food chain a fair bit. Then I saw there were some aphids on the flower stalk of the flytrap, where some insects were feeding on a plant that ate insects. What is the food chain even

Spoiler: Relevant (notice how most of the animals represent entire categories instead of single species) (click to show/hide)

"Are you vegetarian or carnivorous?"
"I'm crown of thorns"

[Neonivek]

Why is it that videogames typically either have great male companions or great female companions... But can't have both?

[hops]

Head writers tend to be either male or female.

[Il Palazzo]

Head writers tend to be either male or female.

But why can't they have two heads, one male, one female? And I mean actual heads. Like a gender-confused ettin.

[ChairmanPoo]

So I managed to catch a mosquito as it landed on my arm. I thought this was funny; an insect that feeds on large mammals, it messes with the food chain a fair bit. Figured instead of squishing it I might as well feed it to my flytrap, then I figured that was funny too, a plant that feeds on insects, it messes with the food chain a fair bit. Then I saw there were some aphids on the flower stalk of the flytrap, where some insects were feeding on a plant that ate insects. What is the food chain even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYLEhqYGIU

[Dunamisdeos]

Why is it that videogames typically either have great male companions or great female companions... But can't have both?

An interesting observation! However it brings to mind Fallout 4 which had had Piper (who I enjoyed) and Paladin Danse (who I also enjoyed).

[SOLDIER First]

Take drugs, kill a bear!

[Yoink]

Just stick to salvia, mang.

[Neonivek]

Awww just found out solar panels on America's Mexican Wall would be a waste of money (and not even in the "It couldn't possibly pay off the wall" sense)

I was hoping some good could come from that stupidity but you would have been better off just building a typical solar plant.

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The other WTF is...

Trump Tower is a Fully Environmentally Sealed!