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[MaximumZero]

That's it. I'm headed to the UK, and I'll pick up a shark on the way to beat you with.

[Aklyon]

That's it. I'm headed to the UK, and I'll pick up a shark on the way to beat you with.

A british shark or an americal shark?

[MaximumZero]

That's it. I'm headed to the UK, and I'll pick up a shark on the way to beat you with.

A british shark or an americal shark?

I'll use a British shark with an American flag strapped to it.

That's it. I'm headed to the UK, and I'll pick up a shark on the way to beat you with.

go shark punching committee!

Yes. I have a legion of people ready to punch each other with sharks.

[Aklyon]

No one said it had to be from britain to be a british shark. It just needs to be in that part of the atlantic that is close enough to the middle of it between us and you to be called whichever is more suitable.

[MaximumZero]

That's it. I'm headed to the UK, and I'll pick up a shark on the way to beat you with.

A british shark or an americal shark?

I'll use a British shark with an American flag strapped to it.

worst shark, then.

we have basking sharks. they eat damned shrimp (or something)

Fine, then, I'll use an American shark wrapped in an American flag. Our sharks at least eat surfers. (Note: I'll have to fly to the west coast to pick up the shark.)

[Greiger]

How many humans laugh when an alien invasion happens, where the aliens bring no weapons whatsoever and are deadly allergic to water, while the residents of a farmhouse in the ass end of nowhere manage to fight off a few invaders with a few boarded up windows, closed doors, a baseball bat, and strategically placed glasses of water?

...Wasn't that a really stupid movie?

Wasn't the Nostalgia Critic review of it awesome?

[Aklyon]

Movie?

[Yoink]

What if the aliens were, I dunno, wimpy misunderstood low-tier aliens on the run from bigger badder aliens and were like starving and had to land on earth for a last chance at survival and stuff?
...I have no idea what movie you're referring to.


My WTF is: I never thought I'd say this, but I miss iTunes.

[Sirus]

Signs. Signs, people. M. Night Shlya-whatever.

[Greiger]

Well I was trying to guess greatorder's thought when my mind wandered to 'maybe the aliens are allergic to water and die horribly making the most anti-climactic first contact ever'.  But then I remembered there was a movie like that.

Spoiler: the movie was... (click to show/hide)

Signs

[MaximumZero]

But, given the fact that our planet has water on the surface which is visible from space, why would the aliens land here at all? Why not go, "You know, fuck that place. Let's settle on Io. There are volcanoes and earthquakes, but at least there's no water."

[Greiger]

Water in the atmosphere too, not a lot, but probably enough to be distinctly lethal to anything that melts wicked witch style on contact with a small glass of water.  And they don't even wear protection!

My second guess to greatorder's thought is whether we can merge their internet with our own.  The trade of pornographic materials is probably something akin to a universal sign of friendship right?  Maybe?  I mean, he is the fapmaster...

[MaximumZero]

Water in the atmosphere too, not a lot, but probably enough to be distinctly lethal to anything that melts wicked witch style on contact with a small glass of water.  And they don't even wear protection!

My second guess to greatorder's thought is whether we can merge their internet with our own.  The trade of pornographic materials is probably something akin to a universal sign of friendship right?  Maybe?  I mean, he is the fapmaster...

I would totally be okay with Green Skinned Space Babes.

[userpay]

@water weak aliens

It was a really long time ago when I saw Signs so I don't remember to clearly but were they actually weak to the water or was it the bacteria ect inside it that killed them?

[Realmfighter]

Wasn't the Nostalgia Critic review of it awesome?

I showed my mother the part where Critic puts alien words and captions into one scene. She laughed fucking hard.

And she never laughs at stupid internet shit.