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[Ultimuh]

LOUD NOISES!

[pisskop]

Thats awful close to HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED

[TempAcc]

SILENT SCREAMS

[pisskop]

In other wtf news



I was looking to purchase a car from a girl at a deli i shop at semi-frequently.  She was supposed to get me the vin for today.  Turns out she already sold it.  but, she was there today, and wouldnt look at me.  One of the other workers had to tell me.  WTF WOMAN DO YOU EVEN MANNERS?  So now Ill be buying something else.  Im not even mad she didnt save it for me or some nonsense.  Im mad she didnt tell me in person, despite being right frackin there.  Am I really that intimidating?

[TheDarkStar]

NOISY WHISPERS

I hate talking because words

i HATE WORDS BECAUSE TALKING   

I TALKING WORDS BECAUSE HATE

[Yoink]

I TALKING WORDS BECAUSE HATE

THAT PRETTY METAL

* YOINK NODS IN APPROVAL

[Akura]

My stepdad was playing with a gun. He ended up putting a round into it, cocking it, and then discovered that he is unable to un-cock it. He just went outside to fire it into (I FUCKING HOPE) the ground.



There are simply no words to describe this level of goddamn stupidity.


PRE-EDIT: He seems to be considering not firing it, and leaving as it is(i.e.: loaded).

If words are found for the previous level of goddamn stupidity, then this level of goddamned stupidity can only be described by those words with the addition of "+1".


PRE-EDIT2: Now he's talking about buying more guns.
..."+2"

[TD1]

Let him buy all the guns he wants, then sit back and watch natural selection take place...

[TheBiggerFish]

Please no.

[AzyWng]

What do you mean "he is unable to un-cock it"?

Has he tried pulling back the slide? Repeatedly?

Has he tried not getting himself killed?

Who let him have a gun in the first place?

[Wolfhunter107]

The problem with that is that Akura is stuck in the same house as this guy. Not the best place to be when said natural selection is taking place.

[pisskop]

so suggesting that a real man worth his weight in salt would know how to unchamber a round is not an option? :!

[TempAcc]

Does it have an exposed hammer? All he has to do is to grab the hammer and pull the trigger and let the hammer drop slowly with his fingers, or simply put something like a stick in the hammer's way.

If it doesn't have an exposed hammer... Why not just remove the magazine, unchamber the round and then dry fire it?

[smjjames]

Does it have an exposed hammer? All he has to do is to grab the hammer and pull the trigger and let the hammer drop slowly with his fingers, or simply put something like a stick in the hammer's way.

If it doesn't have an exposed hammer... Why not just remove the magazine, unchamber the round and then dry fire it?

He's apparently incompetent enough to not know that you can't uncock the gun. Though not being a gun owner, and azywing seems to think 'not being able to uncock the gun' is not a thing, I have no clue either.

[hector13]

so suggesting that a real man worth his weight in salt would know how to unchamber a round is not an option? :!

One might question the wisdom of provoking someone with a loaded weapon, especially one such as Akura's step-daddy.