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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12165 on: July 11, 2012, 05:40:01 pm »

I'm sure there are a few more possibilities I'm missing, science fiction seems to be rife with precursor civilizations dropping their junk in our solar system.
This quote was immensely more humorous on the first read, because my mind utilized the euphemistic definition for "junk".  :P
(which was a perfect mental segue into the bit about the Star Wars slashfic)
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« Reply #12166 on: July 11, 2012, 05:59:39 pm »

In the infinite darkness of space, nobody can hear you have noisy sex.
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« Reply #12167 on: July 11, 2012, 06:10:14 pm »

In the infinite darkness of space, nobody can hear you have noisy sex.
Unless you turn the intercom on.
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« Reply #12168 on: July 11, 2012, 06:47:28 pm »

I'm sure there are a few more possibilities I'm missing, science fiction seems to be rife with precursor civilizations dropping their junk in our solar system.
This quote was immensely more humorous on the first read, because my mind utilized the euphemistic definition for "junk".  :P
(which was a perfect mental segue into the bit about the Star Wars slashfic)

These were my exact thoughts as well.
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« Reply #12169 on: July 11, 2012, 06:50:10 pm »

I just saw these white kids just started shouting racial slurs at this black guy who was just crossing the street. Who thinks this is okay?
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« Reply #12170 on: July 11, 2012, 06:51:10 pm »

Terrible people?
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« Reply #12171 on: July 11, 2012, 06:54:59 pm »

Stop making me feel bad about my skin color, you damn punk kids  >:(
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« Reply #12172 on: July 11, 2012, 06:56:14 pm »

Stop making me feel bad about my skin color, you damn punk kids  >:(
Stop making yourself feel bad through associative fallacies :P
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« Reply #12173 on: July 11, 2012, 06:57:24 pm »

I don't know how many times I've been told to go back to "your own country." Often, people assume that I'm hispanic, middle eastern or asian. Oh? What's that? I'm only tan because I'm Native American. That's right, beeyatch, I'm more 'murrican than you can ever hope to be.
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« Reply #12174 on: July 11, 2012, 06:57:59 pm »

Stop making me feel bad about my skin color, you damn punk kids  >:(
Stop making yourself feel bad through associative fallacies :P
NEVER.
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« Reply #12175 on: July 11, 2012, 06:59:42 pm »

Ahhhh, racism.
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« Reply #12176 on: July 11, 2012, 07:07:49 pm »

I don't know how many times I've been told to go back to "your own country." Often, people assume that I'm hispanic, middle eastern or asian. Oh? What's that? I'm only tan because I'm Native American. That's right, beeyatch, I'm more 'murrican than you can ever hope to be.
If you're Iroqois you can even semi-legitimately claim that your anscestors invented the American Constitution.

Of course, the idiots will call bullshit, but there are people who don't belive in the holocaust why would they belive in Native Americans? THE UNIVERSE WAS STARTED BY THE BIG BANG, WHICH WAS THE FIRST SHOT FIRED IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR.
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« Reply #12177 on: July 11, 2012, 07:11:18 pm »

I thought the Big Bang was Adam and Eve?
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« Reply #12178 on: July 11, 2012, 07:23:52 pm »

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, it exploded. :P
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« Reply #12179 on: July 11, 2012, 07:34:50 pm »

In his pants!
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