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[Ultimuh]

Would you smooch a ghost?

A)Heck Yeah

B)Heck Yeah

C)Heck Yeah

D)Heck Yeah

You forgot the theme music.

[TempAcc]

I would arrest the dragon for being a slut.

And an otherkin magnet.

[Akura]

If a dragon were to have sex with a human, would the dragon be arrested for bestiality?

[Draignean]

If the D&D half-dragon template is anything to go by, they get a high five and a mark on their Bad Dragon loyalty card.

I am reasonably certain that dragons operate more on an Ash Ketchem 'gotta catch 'em all!' policy than one of typical morality.

[Comrade P.]

If a dragon were to have sex with a human, would the dragon be arrested for bestiality?

Call me up when some human authority warrants an arrest of a dragon. There's money to be made from that spectacle.

[TD1]

"Cuff 'im"

*Deputy looks at his hilariously small pair of handcuffs*

"But sheriff..."

"I said cuff him!"

[TheBiggerFish]

If a dragon were to have sex with a human, would the dragon be arrested for bestiality?

Call me up when some human authority warrants an arrest of a dragon. There's money to be made from that spectacle.

...Guards!  Guards!

[AzyWng]

Update on my previous WTF regarding the bird in the wreath at our house:

I opened the door when returning from school today, and the bird actually got into the house itself.

Mom saw it move down to a sofa, so we checked under there. Then we went over to the garage and were surprised to discover the bird had somehow moved all the way over to where the washing and drying machines were (just outside of the garage, separated by a closed door) without any of us noticing. After a bit of coaxing (read: Standing so that we blocked the exit in order to scare the bird into flying through the opened door and into the garage, ideally flying out), we were able to get the bird out of the house.

We're not going to use the front door anymore, instead opting for the garage door.

Hooray.

[EnigmaticHat]

If a dragon were to have sex with a human, would the dragon be arrested for bestiality?

Most depictions of dragons have a "rules are for lesser beings" mindset, so... doubtful.

The real question is, what happens to D&D angels when they make Aasimar.  That's mixed race human/angels for those not in the know.

[TempAcc]

They are arrested for creating mary sues.

[EnigmaticHat]

Fair

[Draignean]

Mildly WTF.

I haven't had an Aasimar in a game who hasn't been a villain.

I haven't had a Tiefling in a game who hasn't been a goodish guy.

[hector13]

If a dragon were to have sex with a human, would the dragon be arrested for bestiality?

Call me up when some human authority warrants an arrest of a dragon. There's money to be made from that spectacle.

...Guards!  Guards!

Well, I for one certainly appreciated the reference.

[Rolan7]

I was wondering, but I haven't read that particular Pratchett book!  It's on my list now, thanks.

[Worldmaster27]

So, over the past couple weeks my neighborhood has hired a company to drill a well in order to get some of that nice aquifer water to refill the small lake in the center of the neighborhood, which is otherwise only refilled by rainwater. They expected to hit water around 200 feet down, so they budgeted for 400 to be safe. Want to guess where the water was? 900 feet!
And now the HOA wants to get a company to frack this small well so they can have a pretty pretty lake with more water than it's got now. I find this ironic because in order to do this they're going to have to truck in water to use in the fracking, so that they can have more water, all in the midst of some water use restrictions due to low rainfall and such as of late

But wait! There's more! The well they've been digging is directly in front of my family's house, about 25 meters away from our front door, in between the main road and the neighborhood's road which is in front of our home and there aren't any others within a similar distance. Which kind of sucks, because fracking can cause sinkholes and other issues and we'll be right there if anything goes wrong. And since no one else thinks they're close enough to be affected it might probably happen?

Essentially: the heck, HOA?