Outreach to opressed kekistanis
Shadilay, normie virtue-signaling sister!
"I was gonna do some outreach there" indeed.
I know right? It's not a safe place ever since the British peacekeeping forces pulled out. I have a lot of respect for people who are willing to take on so much personal risk for the betterment of humanity.
Kekistan, officially the
Memescape of Kekistan is one of only two
intangible nations recognized by any
concrete polity (the other being the
People's Redoubt, currently recognized by the
Republic of Vietnam, the
Free and Sovereign State of Chiapas, and the
City of Berkeley).
[1] It is recognized formally by the
Russian Federation and informally by
elements of the
United States government.[2] Located in the
subconcious gestalt landscape created by its citizens, it is nominally a
unitary,
constitutional,
presidential republic but functionally a
transgressive theocracy and
failed state. It is composed of five dominant
mindstates:
Orthodox Kekism, the
American Dream,
Wizard's Tower,
Gaijin Steel, and the
Gnat Sock.
[3][4]Once only a minor and unrecognized project contained to the political and random discussion boards of
4chan, Kekistan gained its permanent name and explosive growth during
the 2016 American Presidential campaign with the popular discovery of
meme magic.
[5] Though meme magic was known to exist previously, it remained a esoteric and inconsistent form of
ritual until the introduction of the
Pepe the Frog meme in the context of
propitiating Kek, the ancient Egyptian god of darkness.
[6] Though Kek's existence remains uncertain, the members of 4chan were able to invoke large scale effects through the combination of a
memetic idea (typically a joke) with the ill-defined quality of "
rareness"
[neutrality is disputed], achieved through
repeating digits or complex iterations of a single image.
[7][8][9][10][unreliable source?]Kekistan is officially a democratic republic founded for the protection of meme magic research and to promote the ideals of its founders in the
physical world. It is the only nation to have
Kekism as its official religion.
[11] Kekistan formally
declared its independence on November 9th, 2016, having taken credit for the
election of Donald Trump as President of the United States. There is ongoing uncertainty as to if the effects of meme magic were actually able to sway American voters in Trump's favor.
[12][13][14][15][16] In the months since its declaration, Kekistan has experienced over 700% population growth from immigration, and is currently
in a state of civil unrest caused by tensions between the primary mindstates and
hostility towards aid workers granted entry by members of the gestalt.
[17] Currently, the
murder rate in Kekistan is 96 per 100,000, the highest in the world.
[18] A
United Nations humanitarian response was passed by the
United Nations General Assembly but vetoed by Russia on April 23rd, 2017, citing "the need to protect Kekistan's sovereignty and democratic government from external influences".
[19]Kekistan's economy, being both intangible and closed to outsiders, is only subject to
approximate measurement. The
Kekistan Capitalist Defenders claim the nation primarily exports humor, meme magic instructional materials, indie art, and
cognitohazards while importing chicken,
animated entertainment, narcotics, fitness equipment, and
human suffering.
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