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kaijyuu

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12090 on: July 10, 2012, 11:17:50 am »

The thing is, the bible is a big pile of fiction with as morale: "dont be dicks to other people, k?"

People take that waaay to seriously.




@greatorder I often feel like punching people in the face until they get to reason when browsing the internet. (mainly youtube)

If you think that is the morale of the bible, you have not been reading it. It is mostly about converting or exterminating the unfaithful, treating women as property and bowing in fear before a malevolent god. There was a bit about being nice to people about 3/4th of the way through, but then it went back to traditional values such as genocide and torment.
Yep. One of my "favorite" stories from the old testament is when they convince another tribe to convert and get circumcised, then slaughter them all when the men are recovering from said circumcision. Oh, and in that same story, then treat a rape victim "as a harlot."

The bible is totally all about spreading love and joy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12091 on: July 10, 2012, 11:20:07 am »

For more info on the bible, check here. Beware the spoilers!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12092 on: July 10, 2012, 11:40:51 am »

Am I the only one here who would probably have found catechism more appealing if it straightforwardly demanded blood and souls for the God of Evil instead of sugarcoating it in today's crapsaccharine version?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12093 on: July 10, 2012, 11:47:33 am »

*looks at post*
*looks at forum banner*
*looks at post again*

...no?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12094 on: July 10, 2012, 12:07:04 pm »

*looks at post*
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...no?
Exactly.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12095 on: July 10, 2012, 12:10:43 pm »

*checks globe*
Wow, it does exist.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12096 on: July 10, 2012, 12:22:53 pm »

Hatoful Boyfriend. I think I need this in my life.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12097 on: July 10, 2012, 12:28:47 pm »

Hatoful Boyfriend. I think I need this in my life.
The font blows.  I guess it's short and gimmicky though.  Go play My Girlfriend is the President?! or whatever else Cracked would list too.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12099 on: July 10, 2012, 12:43:04 pm »

Hatoful Boyfriend. I think I need this in my life.

The font blows.  I guess it's short and gimmicky though.  Go play My Girlfriend is the President?! or whatever else Cracked would list too.

Toony: ridiculous dating sim expert.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12100 on: July 10, 2012, 12:47:51 pm »

Why wouldn't Slovenia exist?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12101 on: July 10, 2012, 12:50:35 pm »

I really just googled "my girlfriend is the president cracked.com"

I got this
http://www.cracked.com/article_19827_the-6-most-insane-video-games-about-dating.html


Another WTF:

Some popular progrm on TV (duizend zonnen) is playing mario music.
FOR NO REASON.
There's like this weekly "race" where you have to sit in a chair with the right object, and they place the chair somewhere in belgium.
Thats what they are playing it with.

EDIT: random note, its a record, most people ever came to the chair.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12102 on: July 10, 2012, 01:03:01 pm »

I got this
http://www.cracked.com/article_19827_the-6-most-insane-video-games-about-dating.html
Most of those are extremely tame. The pigeon one is the only truly weird one; the rest are pretty normal for Japan.


Seriously, catgirls are weird to that writer? What?
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #12103 on: July 10, 2012, 01:05:07 pm »

I got this
http://www.cracked.com/article_19827_the-6-most-insane-video-games-about-dating.html
Most of those are extremely tame. The pigeon one is the only truly weird one; the rest are pretty normal for Japan.


Seriously, catgirls are weird to that writer? What?
To be fair, Cracked is well known for having title-writers who don't bother to read the articles before making titles for them.  :P
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