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[Comrade P.]

They can't believe your junk's that big...? Is that any consolation?

Ninja-d by Kot

[hops]

That's the downside of having balls of steel.

[scriver]

That's the downside of having balls of steel.

I can't help but suspect Draig wrote that post hoping this would be among the replies

[Kot]

Yeah, like his immense junk doesn't get him enough attention.

[NJW2000]

So Israel is going to declare war on New Zealand now?

The world may or may not be ending, but the headlines are definitely funny.

[Shadowlord]

"Trump slams Obama for 'inflammatory' statements"

[Draignean]

That's the downside of having balls of steel.

I can't help but suspect Draig wrote that post hoping this would be among the replies

I admit, the easy joke had crossed my mind. Still, it is rather exasperating to get my hands swabbed for drugs and my crotch fondled just because the millimeter wave detector finds my groin threatening.

[Kot]

millimeter wave detector finds my groin threatening.

Oh.
So while we thought his equipment was huge, in fact the problem is exactly opposite. It's so small it's suspicious.

[Avis-Mergulus]

-snip-

...I hope you don't mind the jokes. Like, I see the humor in this situation (TSA agents feeling threatened by your junk is kinda funny), but like, I hope this doesn't make you feel like it's your discomfort that is being laughed at here. Because, I mean, I get how that would be extremely uncomfortable and you have every right to be kinda disturbed by it.

[Doubloon-Seven]

I was watching a Youtube video, specifically one of those 'How it's Made' things, which I enjoy. Playback was giving me trouble, and the video was buffering a lot. I reloaded the page, and skipped to three minutes in, where I was before I needed to reload. Apparently, I was at 3:02/1:11:26:44. The video was five minutes long.

[Eric Blank]

They had to factor in the time set aside for ads

Also, I've never flown before. Everyone else I know has, but for whatever reason if circumstances call for me travelling they also call for driving, not flying. Even my little bro got to fly between Idaho/Iowa to work with a family friend.

[IronTomato]

I keep getting Youtube ads for a mobile game called Catch 'Em Monster, which appears to be some kind of Pokemon ripoff with stolen assets, characters and everything. It is currently in Early Access on Google Play, which I did not know was a thing until now.

I'd be inclined to believe it was some kind of fangame if it weren't for the bootleg-like Engrish it contains on the store page as well as the game itself and the fact that it presents itself as if it's super original and awesome.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Nintendo shuts down Pokemon Uranium's labor of love, and this is allowed to exist.

[Tawa]

Bootleg apps are everywhere, and to some degree they're kinda hilarious. It's generally agreed that there's templates of some sort floating around that developers slap popular things onto in order to take the money of little kids who just buy it for the (stolen) brand.

On one end you've got basic stuff that's just a knockoff like Classic Marino, but then there's the really fun stuff that makes no sense or crosses unrelated stuff, like Sans Hero Adventure, FNAF dentist games, "Pixelmon GO", and San Andreas Crime Miami. Elementary-school kids eat this kind of stuff up.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

George Michael is dead.