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[Baffler]

"Today I wrote my own name on the death note, but nothing seems to have happened."

[overseer05-15]

"Today I channeled a bunch of ghost to defeat my twin brother who is also my great great grandfather in a contest to become god."

Man what a great thread

[Tawa]

"I don't wanna get fired, so I need to come up with a big project that'll blow my boss's socks off. I have a dog, a kid, and some transmutation circles, any ideas?"

[Flying Dice]

"I don't wanna get fired, so I need to come up with a big project that'll blow my boss's socks off. I have a dog, a kid, and some transmutation circles, any ideas?"

"Pro-mot-tion..."

[Shadowlord]

"Today I started a band with singing Tachikomas."

[itisnotlogical]

"My half-brother started using my name to commit atrocities and install himself as the warlord of an impoverished village, so I had to punch his pressure points and make his head explode."

[Eric Blank]

"My half brother sent his goons to try and convince me to give him back a freezer he gave to us as he was throwing it out because he got in an argument with our mom."

My half brother is a real anime antagonist.

[IcyTea31]

"So I joined the tournament for that card game, but some of my best cards seem to have lost their respect for me. What do I do?"

Working for comcast sucks.

How ironic that a telecommunications company has so poor internal communication.

[MrRoboto75]

"I locked myself in jail because I think I have an evil spirit, and now my grandfather showed up saying we need to finish a problem my great-grandfather caused"

[Rose]

My parents are turned into pigs, and I think I'm in love with a river.

[Neonivek]

My parents are turned into pigs, and I think I'm in love with a river.

If it makes you feel better, he is a creek now.

[Tiruin]

Whenever I look for the anime thread, I'm searching for a "Things that made you anime today" thread. Shows how much I post outside of the emotion threads anymore...

I like that I get more than half the references being thrown around here

"I almost killed a guy because people are jerks to me and my family but he saved my life despite getting in my way, told me I'm beautiful, and before I could get over what just happened, friends of my family want to eat him because he's dying. After I told them off because they weren't thinking right, they tell me I'm just like him.

I mean, I feel like he's ok, and I can take care of him until he gets better. But I'm not like him! Why do they say I'm like him?"
Edit: These past month/s, I've noticed I've been waking up minutes before my alarm on my phone happens.

...Two days ago, I woke up one minute exactly before the alarm hits (7:44am vs 7:45 ringing time). I don't know what to make of this other than 'I guess telling myself to feel like waking up before this time works. Body clock?'

[TempAcc]

"Today I revived my best friend as a near mindless undead husk and programmed him with my analogic punch card computer to take notes. Also Russia is trying to kill me because they're after the frankenstein monster"

[pisskop]

wut



a guy and a gang of his minions once bust into my dorm to takeback a minifridge they theew away butninhad fixed.  my 'friends' and smoking buddies fled like not friends and they busted down on the door where i and my ex-fiance were.  she was topless and i was drunk and it is.a bitter memory

[Neonivek]

Man the medieval price system was messed up!

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Also I am realizing how vindictive I can be.

I definitely prefer not to get in arguments or hurt people...

But goodness if I feel like I am being picked on I'll bunker down. >_<

Then again... this might also stem from the fact that in real life people typically pick on me because I tend not to be vindictive... Thus I end up continuously victimized... on and on...