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[Tawa]

What meme bear thing? I've never actually seen the context to the "REMOVE REMOVAL" meme.

Spurdo is unrelated to "remove [copypasta]"; the latter comes from a nationalist Serbian music video from the 1990s or 2000s.

[DeKaFu]

Related to the "all natural" arguments from earlier, here's a WTF for you:

https://www.apricotpower.com/item/375-Bitter-Raw-Apricot-Seeds-16-oz

It’s well documented that B17 (Amygdalin) has been steadily removed from our diet over the past 100 years as we have moved to more processed foods. Our mission at Apricot Power is to ”get B17 back into every Body.” Join with us and thousands of our customers to improve your health with our B17 products!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amygdalin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apricot_kernel

Since the early 1950s, both amygdalin and a modified form named laetrile have been promoted as alternative cancer treatments, often using the misnomer Vitamin B17.[1] But studies have found them to be clinically ineffective in the treatment of cancer, as well as potentially toxic or lethal when taken by mouth, due to cyanide poisoning. Neither amygdalin nor laetrile is a vitamin.

Taken in excess, they may produce symptoms of cyanide poisoning, including nausea, fever, rash, headaches, insomnia, increased thirst, weakness, lethargy, nervousness, various aches and pains in joints and muscles, and a drop in blood pressure.
...
In 1993, the New York State Department of Agriculture and Markets tested the cyanide content of two 220 gram (8 oz) packages of bitter apricot kernels imported from Pakistan that were being sold in health-food stores as a snack. The results showed that each package, if consumed entirely, contained at least double the minimum lethal dosage of cyanide for an adult human.

...But at least it's gluten-free!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Clearly those Wikipedia scientists just cross-contaminated the B17 with TOXIC GLUTEN.

[hops]

you know, you can name HeWhoShallNotBeNamed

Well I want to be on the safe side when referring to Purebloodbear.

[pisskop]

Spoiler: Image Search (click to show/hide)

That is almost demoniacally inspiring.  Absolutely what I would call Awsome in the classic sense,

[TempAcc]

Tibetan mastiffs are pretty rad, ye.

[Nightcore Angel]

Dear Bay 12 forum
Today i found out function of duck's vital organ, i regret the knowledge i gain...
It made me go WTF...
Roses are Red
Violets are blue,
Here is a crappy ASCII art of a retro TV
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Sincerely, Nightcore Angelius Shotgun

[pisskop]

vital organ?  Like a blood vessel?

Or their corkscrew penis?  Their explosively extending corksrew penis?

[Eric Blank]

Don't forget the ridiculously tough corkscrew vagina, which twists in the opposite direction of the males penis.

Unless I've totally lost my marbles here. I can't remember exactly

[TempAcc]

Labyrinth vagina, yea. Supposedly evolved as a defense against duckrape, or something.

[TD1]

Ducks are one of the relatively few animals documented to commit necrophilia.

They're really sexually aggressive.

[Nightcore Angel]

umm.. yeah not only its an exploding spiral crotch spear (yes, the body:organ ratio), it also falls off every end of breeding season and  also grew a new one at the start of every new season...so yeah 

[ChairmanPoo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg  RELEVANT

[Nightcore Angel]

Suppose there are valid reasons after all for someone to fear these quacking avians

[Frumple]

Still not more fucked up than bedbugs and their ilk, imo.

Definitely a comfortable entrant for either the list of reasons intelligent design isn't, or the one of evidence that the designer is either malignant or mentally disturbed, though. I'll give the ducks that much.

That said, there are many such things on those lists. Nature is a gift that keeps on giving, even if you don't want it to. Even if you really wish it would stop. The screaming and curling into a ball, sobbing, doesn't help. Too much sees that as an invitation. Some days people ask me why I'm not actually that concerned about any particular species going extinct, even though I'm very biosphere focused otherwise. This is why. For all I'll advocate to keep it alive because it keeps me alive, there are many creatures in this world whose passing is a sweet mercy upon existence.