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[Eric Blank]

I heard Russian female forum trolls cut off their left breast in order to be able to type faster.

What do they do with them afterwards? Can they transplant those to breast cancer sufferers, or perhaps retired/rehabilitated forum trolls?

They go to feed undesirables in the gulags.

[overseer05-15]

Due to unforseen circumstances, I am doing shots of dr pepper with a stuffed Eevee in the bathroom of the hotel im staying at

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Now that sounds like a fuckin party!

[Yoink]

Jeez, and here I thought I was out of control.
Don't go too crazy, dude. Hard stuff like Dr Pepper is not to be trifled with.

[Solifuge]

Due to unforseen circumstances, I am doing shots of dr pepper with a stuffed Eevee in the bathroom of the hotel im staying at

I am trying to guess at those circumstances, but coming up blank.

Keep on rocking, you interesting person.

[Akura]

And then he wakes up the next morning with a hangover and a stuffed Sylveon next to him.

[Sergarr]

And then he wakes up the next morning with a hangover and a stuffed Sylveon next to him.

Truly a horrifying possibility.

[Putnam]

sounds good to me

[Sergarr]

what, the hangover part?

[Neonivek]

I guess if there is one thing to say about Dating Sims...

Is that even though you are manipulating them into liking you and only saying what they want in order to get into their pants (or worse because they will instill terrible vengeance into you)

The dates tend to be unpleasable types who will jump down your throat for the slightest provocation.

[Putnam]

what, the hangover part?

hell no

[Shadowlord]

I guess if there is one thing to say about Dating Sims...

Is that even though you are manipulating them into liking you and only saying what they want in order to get into their pants (or worse because they will instill terrible vengeance into you)

The dates tend to be unpleasable types who will jump down your throat for the slightest provocation.

What are you even playing, Neo? Go buy LKIAB instead, if you don't have a problem playing a (lesbian) woman in a game.

[pisskop]

i can still taste the vvitamin pill i had this morning.  chalk flavored

[GiglameshDespair]

I guess if there is one thing to say about Dating Sims...

Is that even though you are manipulating them into liking you and only saying what they want in order to get into their pants (or worse because they will instill terrible vengeance into you)

The dates tend to be unpleasable types who will jump down your throat for the slightest provocation.

What are you even playing, Neo? Go buy LKIAB instead, if you don't have a problem playing a (lesbian) woman in a game. (Link goes to Humble Store page)

The video on that page does have NSFW images in it, so... not sure I'd recommend linking to it.

[Kot]

I guess if there is one thing to say about Dating Sims...

Is that even though you are manipulating them into liking you and only saying what they want in order to get into their pants (or worse because they will instill terrible vengeance into you)

The dates tend to be unpleasable types who will jump down your throat for the slightest provocation.

What are you even playing, Neo? Go buy LKIAB instead, if you don't have a problem playing a (lesbian) woman in a game. (Link goes to Humble Store page)

The video on that page does have NSFW images in it, so... not sure I'd recommend linking to it.

The video on that page does have NSFW images in it, so... not sure I'd recommend quoting that link.