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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #113385 on: November 13, 2016, 10:34:39 am »

what the shit is "CANARY WHARF"

paging LW here since he appears to be an expert on London
It's a major business district. The name is because Brits are fucking silly.
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« Reply #113386 on: November 13, 2016, 10:37:44 am »

It's a major business district. The name is because Brits are fucking silly.
Brits aren't silly. They're Silly™
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #113387 on: November 13, 2016, 10:44:42 am »

Look near the Thames.

I'll actually probably be within a kilometre in an hour or so.
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« Reply #113388 on: November 13, 2016, 10:48:42 am »

what the shit is "CANARY WHARF"

paging LW here since he appears to be an expert on London
It's a major business district. The name is because Brits are fucking silly.
Ah, that explains why there is a relevant bank there.

Hey, I thought that all those things were supposed to leave for Amsterdam due to Brexit? Is British Shekel Wizardry too stronk, or did they just change their market to R other countries?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #113389 on: November 13, 2016, 10:56:25 am »

Last I checked they're mostly kinda' chillin' until they see exactly how strongly the UK is going to fornicate itself. Responding to the referendum in any practical sense still hasn't really started kicking into high gear so far as I'm aware, and until that actually happens, it still probably costs more to dip than to stick around. Basically, as these things tend to go, check again in six months to a few years down the line. Big things move slow, most of the time.
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« Reply #113390 on: November 13, 2016, 11:07:31 am »

No... they're dithering because the EU is waiting for Britain to actually come out and sign article 52...
Uh.. here
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #113391 on: November 13, 2016, 11:23:43 am »

I'd agree with the high odds of Scotland breaking from the UK - 97% perhaps being too high, but meh - but 45% on NI rejoining Ireland? Lol. I don't think he understands the political landscape over here :P
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« Reply #113392 on: November 13, 2016, 11:31:37 am »

Well, there's not really a non-sexual use for condoms, and it can convey a certain declaration of "I believe I'm going to get laid in the immediate future" which some people probably get nervous about due to the boldness of it. The stereotype of walking into a store and only buying a package of large condoms, and all that.

To store your pens in, in case they explode in your pocketses?

On self-checkout, at the store I shop at (Stop&Shop), if you don't want to stand in line waiting for a cashier, you bring your own (cloth or w/e) bags, or buy some in the store, pick up a scanner from the rack after scanning your store card, then go pick up your groceries and scan each thing and put it into your bags. When you're done, you go through the self/express checkout, press 'checkout' on the scanner, scan the bar code that appears on the screen in the special scanner scanner, then after the kiosk (or w/e you call it) loads your order, you click 'finished', click through the coupon screen (or scan your coupons and put them in the coupon slot), click your method of payment, scan whatever you're paying with, and collect your receipt and leave (and any coupons the coupon-printer prints out, if you want them). You never even have to take anything out of your cart (except the scanner, eh?).

They have this in five northeastern states (CT, MA, NJ, NY, and RI) in the US. I'm actually kind of curious if anyone else has the same tech, or similar tech.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #113393 on: November 13, 2016, 11:52:19 am »

To store your pens in, in case they explode in your pocketses?
Unsurprisingly, I read this as "penis" at first, and was a little confused.
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« Reply #113394 on: November 13, 2016, 11:56:06 am »

To store your pens in, in case they explode in your pocketses?
Unsurprisingly, I read this as "penis" at first, and was a little confused.

I'll take the penis mightier, Alex
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« Reply #113395 on: November 13, 2016, 12:01:29 pm »

To store your pens in, in case they explode in your pocketses?
Unsurprisingly, I read this as "penis" at first, and was a little confused.
Ball pens do leak somewhat fierce in hard and hot conditions. I've used to have a lot of stains on my clothes due to me unwisely placing them close to my body heat, before I wisened up and start putting them in an enclosed compact space further away. Though, when it was really hot, they leaked even there.

Now, where was I going with that metaphor...
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« Reply #113396 on: November 13, 2016, 12:13:07 pm »

I think what is tiring me out with videogames isn't the bad games... but the mediocre ones.
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« Reply #113397 on: November 13, 2016, 12:15:25 pm »

That's where all the naughty things live, like cigarettes, condoms, snus, pregnancy tests... It's like they were too wild and disorderly to keep near the till, so they got locked up in a special box.
Okay, I can understand putting cigarettes in a special, locked box but why condoms and pregnancy tests? Is it to stop teenagers from getting to them or make it harder for teenagers to get them or something?
They are easy to conceal, embarrassing to buy, and bring.enough on the shadow market to be worth reselling. Stuff.like that is a prime target.For theft.

True, good point. I do remember one company christmas party where there was a tiny little man selling snus on the car park. He had logs and logs of the stuff, and I don't believe he bought them, or that they fell off a lorry. He rather looked like a middle-aged Eddy, from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.

I never understood why condoms would be embarrassing to buy. Women can buy the pill without anyone even noticing.
I always go to my pharmacy, and yell when entering the door "Hey sis, can you grab me some more of those XXL rubbers?"

It's the "hello, I will engage in The Sex presently, and I shall need these for my courgette" for me, really. It is rather private and intimate, and broadcasting private things in public generally makes me uncomfortable. And it doesn't help looking vaguely like a Latin teacher, with the knowing "well, didn't he get lucky, then?" looks and giggles you sometimes get. It's not a teenage thing, it's a trait of mine. I don't like giving my phone number loud and clear in public, either. Or discuss my current ISP, thank you very much.
Heh, fun fact; the only exercise I like is swimming, and I'm glad that I can barely see what I'm doing without my glasses on. There is usually (according to my friend with decent eye-sight) very pretty girls there. An incident like that would leave me absolutely mortified.

I might just be incredibly repressed.

Okay, everyone needs to take a picture of the cashier's setup near their place. The places I know of, it's pretty unfeasible, the whole system sits behind the till-barricade and the goods go straight from beeper to bag.
You only really get access to them when they need to go into the shopping cart.
Of course, mom and pop shops work slightly differently. I think. Okay, I have no idea, they don't exist.

I began making a diagram in Paint, until I remembered this advert. That is basically the standard set-up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD1IEPWkpcI

I ended up looking at amusing grocery adverts for half an hour and I blame you almost as much as I blame myself.  >:(



Aren't parents supposed to encourage kids to think for themselves and develop their intellect, not do the exact opposite and act as thought police?

They are, or ought to be. Oh dear. Honestly, that sort of attitude to knowledge is just plain unchristian, if you ask me. That is a very bright sister, and a very bright question. It might not sound as much at the moment, but bright kids usually remains bright, even if the parents discourage it.
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« Reply #113398 on: November 13, 2016, 12:35:07 pm »

Aren't parents supposed to encourage kids to think for themselves and develop their intellect, not do the exact opposite and act as thought police?
No. Religion begets religion, so their job as Christians is to make their children believe "because god".
They must think they went wrong with you so don't be surprised if they take that out on your sister. Isn't life grand.

However in the same vein, it's your job as a free thinker to quietly encourage your sister's questions and intellect.
Did you later answer that question for her the way you wanted to?


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« Reply #113399 on: November 13, 2016, 12:48:28 pm »

Good, just make sure you do. You've got a window in which she'll be frustrated and dwell on it.
Then she'll do as youngin's do and forget about it.

Faith is laudable, but it's got to be an informed decision IMO.
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