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[Amperzand]

I have a reading assignment. For some reason, the pages are all sideways. What in god's name.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Apparently I was just ambushed by Jehova's witnesses, and apparently agreed to talk to their daughter at 4 o'clock about some video or something.
Dangit, why couldn't I have just said 'No thanks'?! Why?!

[IronTomato]

I am currently babysitting several of my cousins, one of which is 8 years old. He told me he was hungry. I told him that I had been authorized to create sandwiches. He immediately requested a cheese sandwich. I asked him if he was joking. He said no, and clarified that he wanted cheddar and American cheese. I asked him if he was talking about grilled cheese. He said no. I made him an uncooked sandwich with just cheese and wheat bread. He happily accepted.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Don't know what your problem is, cheese sandwiches are great. I ate them every day for like four years when I was in elementary school.

[hector13]

Necessitates grated white cheddar.

Unless it's a roll, in which case grated yellow cheddar.

[Yoink]

Just slice some cheese and jam it between two bits of bread. Nothing complex about it.
Butter it first if you want, or add a bit of salt. I generally lightly toast the bread in mine before using it, but that too is entirely optional.

Cheese sandwiches are pretty great! Much nicer than grilled cheese, eugh.

[hector13]

No, don't toast the bread, if you're gonna do that then you might as well have toast!

Which requires sliced white cheddar. Unless the cheese is melted, which requires yellow cheddar.

[Rolan7]

Cheese sandwiches remind me that, when my brother and I were looking after our cousin's kids, I think we basically just fed the toddler chicken nuggets "chicken nuggies"

And maybe some pizza?  I think one of the pizzas had vegetables...
Oh yeah I'm totally parent material.  fuck was I thinking?

In my defense there are 4 of them, and they seemed to take turns sleeping.  Fortunately so did my brother and I.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Cheese and jam do not sound very nice together, I must admit.

[hector13]

Cheese and peanut butter, on the other hand...

[Eric Blank]

No. Just no.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Cheese and ketchup are a surprisingly good combination, though not in sandwich form.

[Rolan7]

Ham and peanut butter though!
I know it sounds gross, but it surprisingly isn't!

[Yoink]

Cheese and jam do not sound very nice together, I must admit.

It can work pretty well, in my experience. With certain jams, at least.
Kinda like a chutney or relish, basically. Both of which go very well with cheese, for those who don't know.

[Descan]

Cheese and jam do not sound very nice together, I must admit.

Cottage cheese, sure. Hard cheese? Maaaybe not.

Goat/feta is on the cusp between those and I'd need to try it to say either way.