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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112020 on: October 27, 2016, 07:28:58 pm »

Well, depends. One of my friends is declared furry and he's cool and he basically never brings that up so it's okay. But of course, as with everything (MLP, durr), there are people who will... shove their fur down your throat, so to say.

My definition of furry is just a person who either wants to be/identifies as/has sexual attraction to anthropomorphized animals. I don't want to be one (being a regular cat and not giving a shit about whole world seems like a very interesting proposition, though), I don't identify as one and I'm not sexually attracted by them.
I just like fuc-
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I just like goddamn cats. They're so nice and soft and annoying assholes. Celestial Lions from Warhammer have lions on their armour (also space charts and it's a fucking bitch to paint) and it's cool. Khaijt are cool. Cats are cool.

so youre saying that youre a flagrantly furry neckbeard that sexualizes zabivaka, the russian olympics mascot
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112021 on: October 27, 2016, 07:29:43 pm »

The Lusty Argonian Maid is not a scholarly work.
But it was on a bookshelf!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112022 on: October 27, 2016, 07:32:42 pm »

Damn you people, I'm never going to get TES: Blackmarsh at this rate. Give me the transhumanist lizard aliens!

*sigh*...at least if it's Elsweyr I can drown my sorrow in uncut skooma.
You say that as if you think current Bethesda won't do horrible things to Blackmarsh.

But while we're talking I want to see TES VI: Hammerfell with the player character being a new avatar of the HoonDing. The entire plot is summarized as "you kill the shit out of Aldmeri scum for 30-120 hours, depending on playstyle". :>
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112023 on: October 27, 2016, 07:37:04 pm »

Even when playing Aldmer I kill the Aldmeri scum. Especially then, in fact. My roleplaying reason is that it's like being a German Socialist in 1940, I hate them more than literally anyone for ruining my own society.

As for Bethesda fucking up...it's always going to be a risk. I think it's possible for them to not fuck it up, because even in Skyrim I grudgingly admit they did some things right and with originality. The factors that determine if they fuck up, that being their shareholders demanding DLC evisceration and micro-transactions while their developers get stuck in a rut trying to make Fallout 4 again, are out of the hands of gamers.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112024 on: October 27, 2016, 07:42:07 pm »

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« Reply #112025 on: October 27, 2016, 07:42:38 pm »

It's always the ones you least expect...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112026 on: October 27, 2016, 07:48:06 pm »


so youre saying that youre a flagrantly furry neckbeard that sexualizes zabivaka, the russian olympics mascot

Well, thanks a lot for reminding me about that, that hideous thing gives me nightmares. D: It must be a Soviet thing, like those creepy cartoon lions painted on walls in Stalker: Call of Pripyat.

Now, if I didn't valiantly shave it, I'd have a truly hideous neckbeard. I'd blame radiation from Dwarf Fortress, but, it's me. I became a d0rf and a baydweller by my own accord. As we say, It Was Inevitable.

Even when playing Aldmer I kill the Aldmeri scum. Especially then, in fact. My roleplaying reason is that it's like being a German Socialist in 1940, I hate them more than literally anyone for ruining my own society.

As for Bethesda fucking up...it's always going to be a risk. I think it's possible for them to not fuck it up, because even in Skyrim I grudgingly admit they did some things right and with originality. The factors that determine if they fuck up, that being their shareholders demanding DLC evisceration and micro-transactions while their developers get stuck in a rut trying to make Fallout 4 again, are out of the hands of gamers.

Aldmer's got nice, tall backs to sink daggers into. Shame that Thalmor disguise doesn't work on snek or kitty people.

Honestly, it's a risk I'm more than willing to take. It's faith, at this point, but I'm alright with holding it. While I was a bit hesitant at first, I did get my money's worth from Fallout 4, in the end, and for its faults, Skyrim is one of my favourites. Good things still happen, and quite honestly, the studio still seems to have their hearts and minds where it matters.

Yes, if they do fuck up, it's out of our hands, and I think the poor buggers in the dev studio would feel the same if that would happen.

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« Reply #112027 on: October 27, 2016, 07:52:24 pm »

I don't identify as one and I'm not sexually attracted by them.
I just like fucking cats.

Fixed that for you. No need to be self-conscious and change your wording. I'm sure no one would've misunderstood you. :y
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« Reply #112028 on: October 27, 2016, 07:55:11 pm »

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Uh huh
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112029 on: October 27, 2016, 07:55:44 pm »

I would like to establish that I am in no way a furry. Except that I like cats and the ridiculousness of the Khaijit. I don't identify as catkin and neither I want to have steamy sex with a pride of lions.
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« Reply #112030 on: October 27, 2016, 08:00:19 pm »

I don't identify as one and I'm not sexually attracted by them.
I just like fucking cats.

Fixed that for you. No need to be self-conscious and change your wording. I'm sure no one would've misunderstood you. :y

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Uh huh

Be glad it's not the old one. Thank goodness no one around here remembers that, or saved it. That'd look REAL awkward right now.
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« Reply #112031 on: October 27, 2016, 08:01:57 pm »

Don't hate on Altmer, they aren't all nazis ):<
I guess they could be secret Thalmor - haha I'm kidding, individual Thalmor have no subtlety.  They must twirl their moustaches.  While the greater organization is surprisingly insidious...
Even when playing Aldmer I kill the Aldmeri scum. Especially then, in fact. My roleplaying reason is that it's like being a German Socialist in 1940, I hate them more than literally anyone for ruining my own society.
Bosmeri may be under the Thalmor "alliance", but this Bosmer is not.  I respect your struggle, friend.

As for Bethesda fucking up...it's always going to be a risk. I think it's possible for them to not fuck it up, because even in Skyrim I grudgingly admit they did some things right and with originality. The factors that determine if they fuck up, that being their shareholders demanding DLC evisceration and micro-transactions while their developers get stuck in a rut trying to make Fallout 4 again, are out of the hands of gamers.
I got the impression people preferred NV to 4 (maybe wishful thinking on my part, though).
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #112032 on: October 27, 2016, 08:04:20 pm »

I don't identify as one and I'm not sexually attracted by them.
I just like fucking cats.

Fixed that for you. No need to be self-conscious and change your wording. I'm sure no one would've misunderstood you. :y

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Uh huh

Be glad it's not the old one. Thank goodness no one around here remembers that, or saved it. That'd look REAL awkward right now.
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« Reply #112033 on: October 27, 2016, 08:04:51 pm »

What.
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« Reply #112034 on: October 27, 2016, 08:07:01 pm »

Don't hate on Altmer, they aren't all nazis ):<
I guess they could be secret Thalmor - haha I'm kidding, individual Thalmor have no subtlety.  They must twirl their moustaches.  While the greater organization is surprisingly insidious...
In a way, it's genius. They act like openly malicious powerthirsty oppressors on the surface, and make everyone think that's the be-all-end-all of the Thalmor ideology, when in reality their ultimate secret plan is to destroy the universe. Like, holy shit.
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I got the impression people preferred NV to 4 (maybe wishful thinking on my part, though).
I hope so, but unfortunately the increasing mainstream means that there's a lot of New & Shiny demographic who'll buy anything and think map size is a selling point. Plus, Bethesda didn't make NV directly, though there was a lot of crossover.
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