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[Teneb]

You won't be manipulating the state so much as the people though.

The state is people.

The state is the summation of its people, its ideas, its dead, its leaders, its military, its idle pleasures, its ambitions, its virtues

The state, that's me.

[Whisperling]

Toilet overflowed today. Nothing in there, thank goodness, but it basically turned half the bathroom into a puddle. Took more or less the whole towel roll to sop up.

Of course, that was bad, but not WTF. The WTF is when my mom sees me getting some disposable gloves, follows me back to the bathroom, and just... stands there. Doesn't even assess the situation or anything, just kind of stares at me as I try to get the room less soggy.

I don't expect her to clean it up, obviously, and I get that she's reacting in her own way, but I don't think sewage-problem reactions usually involve (metaphorically) taking a seat to watch the spectacle.

[hector13]

Perhaps she was monitoring your progress, objectively.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

I found my doppelganger today.

[Frumple]

So are you going to admit to having now killed the original Bork and assumed their life, or will that be something denied going into the future?

[JoshuaFH]

Hey now, they could simply merged into a single, larger Bork.

[Frumple]

I'm sure that's something that a doppelganger would say, yes.

[pisskop]

You guys are confused.

Every ai is based on a real person.

[BlackFlyme]

Go to install new software from a disc. When you click the installer, it just brings you to the company's website, to their download page, with allllll the installer downloads for most of their software. The fuck is the point of the disc then?

[Frumple]

To sell to people! Also some folks have trouble with that whole finding things online thing.

[pisskop]

AOL DISKS

Oh god, we had so many

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

AOL coasters.

[Akura]

With careful cutting, you can make shuriken and become an AOL ninja!

[BlackFlyme]

Came with my new drawing tablet. Not something I'm used to using.

Had the damn thing upside down for a while, and had to restart the computer twice because the installer refused to acknowledge that I did it the first time.

[Helgoland]

Funkahdafi. I cannot stop giggling.

Go listen to this. Seriously. It's crazy.