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[Sirus]

I don't see what's so appealing about having to fight with my pizza to take a bite out of it and not drag all the toppings off the top of it by the cheese.

Even with good stretchy cheese I don't want to have to keep a pair of scissors on hand to eat.

it's called teeth

you bite the cheese, you see

then it doesn't pull

The appeal, though, is cheese. Always cheese. Always more cheese.

See, this guy gets it.

[hector13]

This post was edited a few hours ago, I wonder why.

The link was broken. It now points to where it says it points to.

[Criptfeind]

Hector is confirmed as part of the conspiracy.

[hector13]

I just so happened to click the link over the weekend and was informed it was like totally broked.

It is now not. A conspiracy there is not.

Unless that is what I want you to think.

[smirk]

I'm not going to burn you at the stake for your heresy. I just won't eat your blasphemy pizza.

haHAH! Smile condescendingly and wave your greasy hands in false magnanimity while you may, but know that your aged and crumbling gods will fall! Your refuge of bland and ponderously commonplace toppings will not withstand the rise of heathen flavors, and in the end you will look up and see me, in all my glory, atop a mighty box of pineapple-avocado-crab pizza, and you will know that this, this is how it must be.

[Frumple]

Mate, I put sodding donuts on my pizza. Yer nonsense can shove off.

[hector13]

What the fuck would you out crab on a pizza for?

Crab is for sushi and cakes.

[Frumple]

Maybe it's cake pizza. Or sushi pizza. Stranger things have been done.

[Descan]

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I'm wondering if I come here any more for any reason except to shitpost and get angry at the various assholes on the board.

[Egan_BW]

I'm not going to burn you at the stake for your heresy. I just won't eat your blasphemy pizza.

haHAH! Smile condescendingly and wave your greasy hands in false magnanimity while you may, but know that your aged and crumbling gods will fall! Your refuge of bland and ponderously commonplace toppings will not withstand the rise of heathen flavors, and in the end you will look up and see me, in all my glory, atop a mighty box of pineapple-avocado-crab pizza, and you will know that this, this is how it must be.

>:(

[smirk]

Donuts? Man, yuck.

[Gentlefish]

Spoiler: we pizza now (click to show/hide)

It's the sense of real community here, rite?

[Zangi]

Frak... watching Boardwalk Empires makes me want to play a Gangsters type game now.

[Neonivek]

Spoiler: we pizza now (click to show/hide)

It's the sense of real community here, rite?

That pizza looks terrible.

Why... put muscles into your pizza if your not going to shuck them?

[Egan_BW]

You have to pull the mollusks off of your pizza to eat them. Why would you even put them on the pizza in the first place.