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[BlackHeartKabal]

An Owlgal, one could say.

And this is one of many reasons why I love you. Because I can't make puns for the life of me.

[pisskop]

I was working on an o-lag one, but...



...  ow lag

[Sergarr]

I'm feeling quite weird. It's like my subconscious skill of staying still in place has been damaged, so I constantly wobble side-to-side and have to consciously counter-act said wobbling.

I guess it's because the last 11 hours spend in travelling and moving extremely heavy cases full of sweet and delicious jam have got me tired as hell, but it's still a rather surprising side-effect.

EDIT: Hi, Oh Lag-A!

[Yoink]

My kidneys ache when I drink.

Also are the housemates actually a couple? 'cos that's an ironclad rule right there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm bad at this, I know.
On the plus side, I don't think they're a couple any more.

[A Thing]

This. I suppose it makes sense from a controls perspective but it's still weird to see Rome 1 on an IPad of all things.

[Tack]

My kidneys ache when I drink.

Also are the housemates actually a couple? 'cos that's an ironclad rule right there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm bad at this, I know.
On the plus side, I don't think they're a couple any more.

Wait so now EXES are living together?
Dude why.

[Yoink]

Nah man, one of 'em got carted off in a paddywagon after beating the snot out of her boyfriend and tearing his ear halfway off. 
That's much better, right...?

I wish I was making this shit up.

[Emma]

What the actual fuck? How do you manage to hold someone down long enough to tear their ear halfway off?

[Rolepgeek]

What the actual fuck? How do you manage to hold someone down long enough to tear their ear halfway off?

By biting?

Or punching hard enough at the right angle?

[Sirus]

What the actual fuck? How do you manage to hold someone down long enough to tear their ear halfway off?

Probably doesn't take all that long if you get a good grip on it. Didn't Mike Tyson bite (part of?) someone's ear off during a boxing match?

[Yoink]

Yeah, Evander Holyfield I think.

I wasn't actually home when all this happened, so my information is secondhand. Also "halfway off" may have been a minor exaggeration... it looked like it was more one-fifth off when I glanced at the injury. The bleeding scratches across the face and neck were more eye-catching I guess.

[Tack]

Well this is the most exciting gossip I've had in ages.
Did he deserve it? How did she win? Who called the cops?

[Rolepgeek]

Well this is the most exciting gossip I've had in ages.
Did he deserve it? How did she win? Who called the cops?

I've just got to say, those are some fucked up questions there. Considering it was described as her beating the snot out of him, and she got pulled away, I'd say the answer is, in order, 'no', 'she wanted to hurt him and he probably wasn't expecting it', and 'the neighbors'.

[hector13]

You can't answer the first question, nor probably the second question. Could argue sexism for your answer but hey, I'm no SJW. Probably correct with the third one though.

[SOLDIER First]

hows that sexist