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[hops]

But wait, what if he actually manages to "make America great again"?
I'm not sure exactly what that means, but if he manages to somehow pull it off I'll be impressed.

He can also make the United States of America the first nation to launch its president into space.

[Amperzand]

Without a pressure chamber, on a collision course with the Moon. :V

[hops]

Without a pressure chamber, on a collision course with the Moon. :V

Good luck convicing him to do that. He has 420 IQ.

[Flying Dice]

Psh, Trump always aims for the stars.

He'll be on course for Sol.

[King Kitteh]

I'm convinced Trump's actually a smart man and is just doing this to see how far he can get.

'We're building a wall!' *Cheering* *whispering* 'Jesus Christ these guys are fucking morons.'

Then he wins the presidency and promptly becomes an excellent and moderate leader. We can but hope.

Except if he was elected, then what people view as an "excellent and moderate leader" is skewed so he can never win.

[King Kitteh]

Okay it turns out my gpu was shaking because of a loose screw, also it was missing a few. Which I assume were stolen by accident when I got it RMAed a few months back.

Well it works fine for now, I'll go get them on the weekend. I wonder if hardware stores stock them.

[GiglameshDespair]

Without a pressure chamber, on a collision course with the Moon. :V

Good luck convicing him to do that. He has 420 IQ.

420 brain it

[scriver]

But wait, what if he actually manages to "make America great again"?
I'm not sure exactly what that means, but if he manages to somehow pull it off I'll be impressed.

He wants to make it the biggest country in the world, surpassing dirty commies like China and Canada.

China and the EU, actually. Not that I expect the average Trump supporter to know the difference...

One of those is not a country...

[NJW2000]

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats.

I didn't get it. Could somebody explain?

[Orange Wizard]

But wait, what if he actually manages to "make America great again"?
I'm not sure exactly what that means, but if he manages to somehow pull it off I'll be impressed.

He wants to make it the biggest country in the world, surpassing dirty commies like China and Canada.

China and the EU, actually. Not that I expect the average Trump supporter to know the difference...

One of those is not a country...

It's a conglomeration of semi-independent states with unrestricted travel and a common currency

Close enough

[Akura]

But wait, what if he actually manages to "make America great again"?
I'm not sure exactly what that means, but if he manages to somehow pull it off I'll be impressed.

He wants to make it the biggest country in the world, surpassing dirty commies like China and Canada.

China and the EU, actually. Not that I expect the average Trump supporter to know the difference...

One of those is not a country...

It's a conglomeration of semi-independent states with unrestricted travel and a common currency

Close enough

B-b-but I thought China did have restricted travel...

[Teneb]

But wait, what if he actually manages to "make America great again"?
I'm not sure exactly what that means, but if he manages to somehow pull it off I'll be impressed.

He wants to make it the biggest country in the world, surpassing dirty commies like China and Canada.

China and the EU, actually. Not that I expect the average Trump supporter to know the difference...

One of those is not a country...

It's a conglomeration of semi-independent states with unrestricted travel and a common currency

Close enough

So you are saying it is a tiny US? Who will make the EU great again?

[NJW2000]

But wait, what if he actually manages to "make America great again"?
I'm not sure exactly what that means, but if he manages to somehow pull it off I'll be impressed.

He wants to make it the biggest country in the world, surpassing dirty commies like China and Canada.

China and the EU, actually. Not that I expect the average Trump supporter to know the difference...

One of those is not a country...

It's a conglomeration of semi-independent states with unrestricted travel and a common currency

Close enough

So you are saying it is a tiny US? Who will make the EU great again?

Spoiler: who indeed? Wait... (click to show/hide)

[BFEL]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-muslim-judge-could-biased-000000344.html

Jesus, if anybody else said half the stuff this Trump guy does that'd be the end. Somehow he seems to feed off completely illogical stuff. This judge hasn't done anything wrong and is somehow getting blasted for no reason. I'm kind of amazed Trump is just taking this to new lows of insanity and somehow he's kinda winning while calling it "common sense."

I ... I have no idea how he could ever strategically expect the Hispanic vote after the comment he made about "rapists" from Mexico, and now this? I am honestly not sure of the right words to describe this. I pray to God that if this guy gets elected; he doesn't dare talk to Putin or the Chinese this way, because that's not going to end well for anybody.

He noted that a judge might take offense to his ideas/policies and be less then impartial because of his religion. How is this some horrid thing? While I would certainly hope that judges have a higher standard then that, they aren't beyond reproach.

And the reason Trump noted/believes this judge might be partial is because the judge basically sided with one person (who had sent emails to Trump in the past contradicting the thing they're trying to get him charged with) over a large collection of satisfied people who testified on Trump's behalf.
I.E. there's kinda a REASON for him to think maybe this guy has a bit of a grudge.

Also, while I can't speak for the Chinese, everything I've read about Putin suggests he would respect and respond well to Trump's less then diplomatic approach to things. Couldn't really show any less respect then he has for Obama's empty ass threats anyway.

[Arx]

Man, modelling lethal epidemics while listening to the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. OST is a great way to put yourself into a weird frame of mind.