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[nenjin]

I just heard the phrase Jesuit Bukkake, and now I can't unhear it.

[Loud Whispers]

I just heard the phrase Jesuit Bukkake, and now I can't unhear it.

Elaborate.

In exquisite detail.

[Flying Dice]

I just heard the phrase Jesuit Bukkake, and now I can't unhear it.

WHY. WHY DID YOU NEED TO POST THAT.

[Frumple]

There is a large and surprisingly varied amount of google hits for that phrase. Huh.Glory of the coming of the lord, indeed.

[nenjin]

I just heard the phrase Jesuit Bukkake, and now I can't unhear it.

Elaborate.

In exquisite detail.

The memory is already pretty hazy, due to some sort of cerebral hemorrhaging possibly. I think it might have been Tosh.0 or Colbert Report that done it. It's that thing where the TV is on and you're not watching it, but then you hear something. You turn around and then the other shoe drops. When it's all over you're left in a fugue state, with gaps in your recall. And then you reach out to moderate strangers in desperation, like a crazy person, and spread the madness.

It was some crazy video rant from a middle aged woman, something about we need our scientists to stop the Jesuits from launching a nuclear missile that was filled with their spunk, that was going to blow up in the atmosphere and infect (she was very explicit that it traveled in disease form, apparently because she couldn't bring herself to say the word impregnate) everyone on Earth, and that they should get on that right now. I don't know if it was a joke or not, but I can never unhear that phrase again.

And neither can you!

There is a large and surprisingly varied amount of google hits for that phrase. Huh.Glory of the coming of the lord, indeed.

Oh god, I think I feel a fugue state coming on again!

[Flying Dice]

The Darker Knight.

[Putnam]

It appears that I've found a youtube subculture.

[MaximumZero]

It appears that I've found a youtube subculture.

Suddenly, I want to smack the internet for allowing idiots like that to exist.

[GlyphGryph]

Idiots like what?

That's the youtube version of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

In other words - awesome.

[MaximumZero]

awesome.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but we apparently have radically different meanings for this word.

[Bauglir]

I dunno, I'm definitely feeling a sense of awe here, at the recognition that the sort of mind that wanted to produce something like that has the willpower and focus to actually do it.

[Putnam]

awesome.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but we apparently have radically different meanings for this word.

It's a parody of the CoD MLG l33t haxxor XxSuperawesome420_1997xX subculture that exists. What's not to like?

[Descan]

Okay, what? I swear I just saw that conversation but with Applesauce in place of Max, Max in place of Putnam, and Some Other Dudes in place of Bauglir and GG.

... I'm starting to seriously consider the fact that I may be going insane. :/ This and other things lately (problems focusing on something, I can SEE what it is but what it is doesn't register for like half a minute, it's disconcerting) have been... frightening me.

[Scelly9]

Okay, what? I swear I just saw that conversation but with Applesauce in place of Max, Max in place of Putnam, and Some Other Dudes in place of Bauglir and GG.

... I'm starting to seriously consider the fact that I may be going insane. :/ This and other things lately (problems focusing on something, I can SEE what it is but what it is doesn't register for like half a minute, it's disconcerting) have been... frightening me.

I've recently had two dreams about these forums. In one, I accidentally killed a character in an RTD and some of the other people came to my house and burnt it down. In the other, I woke up and there was a really weird conversation on here. It was weird even for bay 12.

[SirAaronIII]

Somehow I racked up my 4000th post without even knowing it. Where'd all these posts come from?