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[Flying Dice]

It might be both more amusing and practical to just use their severed heads.

[Karnewarrior]

Truean, maybe you could go to the post office and tell them what happened?

The guy is obviously not in good mental health. "Oh hey grandma and Grandpa died, may as well mail them to their lawyer!"

[GlyphGryph]

Oh the plans I have for my dead body...

Truean, how binding are wills on this sort of thing? Obviously I can't MAKE it happen, but can I say something like "all my shit goes to charity instead of my heirs unless they do this stuff"? I assume I can't add technically illegal demands? What if its illegal in some other place and I expect them to travel there?

[MaximumZero]

Can you just stamp it with "Return to Sender"?

Legally, no.
Practically, yes (long as no one finds out).
Morally, that ship has probably sailed and sunk.

Just include a note, in 72pt font, only containing three letters and some punctuation. I'm betting that you can figure the rest out from here.

[Flying Dice]

I'm honestly not sure if this is most worthy of laughter, WTF, or cheers for more relaxed gender norms.

Male garter belts for those of us who are too cool for normal belts.

[Frumple]

Hey, cremation thing. Not as odd as True's, but m'grandparents recently bought a house from someone that wanted to move further south, needed some seed money to get set up... turns out, the lady that was living there kinda' forgot her uncle. Urn or whathaveyou was just sitting out in an outbuilding, pretty as you please.

Now, lady actually had several other relatives ashes laying around, but she remembered those. Just... not the uncle. Poor dead guy.

[Leafsnail]

Its the Daily Fail Mail. Known for its very right wing style reporting, and its readership of absolute nutters scared of the outside world.

It's mostly that they are excellent at knowing exactly what their readers want to hear (THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY IMMIGRANTS MUSLIMS ATHEISTS GAYS PAEDOPHILES).  So they tell them that rather than the news.

[Aklyon]

Its the Daily Fail Mail. Known for its very right wing style reporting, and its readership of absolute nutters scared of the outside world.

It's mostly that they are excellent at knowing exactly what their readers want to hear (THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY IMMIGRANTS MUSLIMS ATHEISTS GAYS PAEDOPHILES).  So they tell them that rather than the news.

That sounds suprisingly similar to Fox News.

[Leafsnail]

I'd say there's a subtle but important difference.  Fox News is essentially Republican propaganda, trying to make people think in a certain way.  Daily Mail wants to reassure people that the way they already think is correct, that they are the best kind of person and that they should continue buying this publication.

The thing they have in common is a willingness to make things up.

[Nadaka]

I'd say there's a subtle but important difference.  Fox News is essentially Republican propaganda, trying to make people think in a certain way.  Daily Mail wants to reassure people that the way they already think is correct, that they are the best kind of person and that they should continue buying this publication.

The thing they have in common is a willingness to make things up.

Fox news in Murdochian propaganda. It is only by chance and circumstance that it aligns with American republican interests.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Its the Daily Fail Mail. Known for its very right wing style reporting, and its readership of absolute nutters scared of the outside world.

It's mostly that they are excellent at knowing exactly what their readers want to hear (THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY IMMIGRANTS MUSLIMS ATHEISTS GAYS PAEDOPHILES).  So they tell them that rather than the news.

Asylum Seekers carry a new type of AIDS that lowers house prices. If only Diana were here!

[Jervill]

What I want to know is where these people got the idea the world was ever sane.  It's always been crazy.

Anyways, I felt horrible all day today, until my stomach gave up digesting and returned breakfast, lunch, and dinner the way they came.  I feel better now; I'm guessing that muffin I had this morning is the cause of the misery.  Last time I get muffins on sale.

[Knight of Fools]

It might be both more amusing and practical to just use their severed heads.

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[Sirus]

Just had a split-second power outage outta nowhere. Good thing I'm on a laptop O_o

[Knight of Fools]

I'd use a battery backup for those, but the dang things always give out and start beeping at me like mad. So annoying.