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[TD1]

An interesting answer, that, to the question "do you think I was born yesterday?!?!?"

"No. Last week."

[pisskop]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua

^^horrifying.

[A Thing]

Ragged from caged egg moral storms, to the deepest pools of spirituality and parasitic fish the WTF thread bravely goes. A veritable submersible in a sea of feces, a beacon of hope and light undoubtedly.

Really though, maintain your chill composure dudes. It's all cool, probably, until we all inevitably die of course. Then things happen, uncertain things.

[TD1]

A shining monument of truth in a sea of untruth, the last bastion of free-thought and edgy banter, the WTF thread rises victorious from amongst the slain corpses of lesser threads, those vain or stupid enough to pit themselves against it.

[Sonlirain]

M1 Abrams is the first tank in history.
All other tanks were created retroactively by satan to fool people into believing in evolution of armored warfare while in truth all tanks are but a mockery of M1 Abrams.

[Reelya]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua

^^horrifying.

"The Lord God made them all."

[TD1]

"The rich man in his mansion,
The poor man at his gate,
The Lord God made them all
And ordered their estate."

Something like that (I wrote it from memory, so probably slightly off) was in the original. Taken out later for some reason

[A Thing]

A shining monument of truth in a sea of untruth, the last bastion of free-thought and edgy banter, the WTF thread's detached tongue rises victorious from amongst the slain corpses of lesser threads, those vain or stupid enough to pit themselves against it.

I thought it was that one fish where the males reproduce from latching onto the females and becoming a permanent organ. I was wrong, so very wrong!

[pisskop]

Is there a fish that does that?  Thats kind of gross, but I mean the males who burrow themselves into the females and just pump sperm and eat all day are worse.

[TD1]

The males who burrow themselves into the females and just pump sperm and eat all day are worse.

There goes my life plan.

[Descan]

I take issue with the idea that basic human respect for life is a vaguely spiritual idea. :V

I'm about as spiritual as a potato and I've got that. What?

[Yoink]

It's all cool, probably, until we all inevitably die of course. Then things happen, uncertain things.

Then our flesh is eaten by our fellow man, glad for our demise and their full bellies.
...Wait, we were still talking about some sort of apocalypse, right? I'm not following things too well, it's 7 AM.

[Tawa]

Ah, angler fish. What a really freaking weird thing.

[Sonlirain]

Ah, angler fish. What a really freaking weird thing.

Admittedly most things in deep ocean are kinda freaky.

[TempAcc]

Also, fuckhuge shrimps are down in the Mariana's Trench, and apparently really big snailfish too.