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[Akura]

That would explain a few things about Trump...

[Kot]

What.

[TempAcc]

What I'm reading is that you should put the wig on the child, light it on fire, leave the room and laugh manically.

Nah, the wigs are known to spontaneously ignite when targeted with derisive laughter.

Nah, you guys got the order wrong. You're supposed to put the wig on the child, light it on fire, laugh maniacally THEN leave the room.

[Yoink]

What the fuuuuuuck.

There is a carton of cage eggs in my kitchen. Cage eggs.
As far as I was aware, despite being disgusting omnivores my housemates at least made sure to always buy free-range eggs. It's the least anyone can do, right? But now suddenly there are fucking cage eggs in my house. I might go chuck the whole carton in the trash.

Maybe they belong to the new guy.
That wouldn't surprise me, really, it's as though he's trying to give me as many reasons to hate him as possible.

[TempAcc]

Cage eggs.

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[Sirus]

What the fuuuuuuck.

There is a carton of cage eggs in my kitchen. Cage eggs.
As far as I was aware, despite being disgusting omnivores my housemates at least made sure to always buy free-range eggs. It's the least anyone can do, right? But now suddenly there are fucking cage eggs in my house. I might go chuck the whole carton in the trash.

Maybe they belong to the new guy.
That wouldn't surprise me, really, it's as though he's trying to give me as many reasons to hate him as possible.

Maybe you should mind your own business and let people eat what they want?

[Tawa]

think about how you felt when people washed your jeans

do you really want to wish that on another person

[Sirus]

But I don't wear jeans.

Besides, this isn't a case of someone else washing your jeans. This is someone else washing their own jeans in a way that you don't like.
Who cares, in other words?

[GiglameshDespair]

What the fuuuuuuck.

There is a carton of cage eggs in my kitchen. Cage eggs.
As far as I was aware, despite being disgusting omnivores my housemates at least made sure to always buy free-range eggs. It's the least anyone can do, right? But now suddenly there are fucking cage eggs in my house. I might go chuck the whole carton in the trash.

Maybe they belong to the new guy.
That wouldn't surprise me, really, it's as though he's trying to give me as many reasons to hate him as possible.

Don't throw away other people's things without their permission. That's like... basic courtesy.

While I wouldn't blame them for ignoring you if you call them 'disgusting omnivores', have you actually tried talking to the guy about the caged hen eggs and asking him not to support that kind of industrial practice?

Don't just steal his stuff and throw it away.

[Tawa]

But I don't wear jeans.

Besides, this isn't a case of someone else washing your jeans. This is someone else washing their own jeans in a way that you don't like.
Who cares, in other words?

I was referring to that one time

[BlackHeartKabal]

But I don't wear jeans.

Besides, this isn't a case of someone else washing your jeans. This is someone else washing their own jeans in a way that you don't like.
Who cares, in other words?

I was referring to that one time

I have choice words that I'd like to say related to that incident, but as for now, just question them about the eggs instead of throwing away people's stuff.

[Sonlirain]

First world problems at their finest. I never thought i'd see first world problems of such urgency outside of twitter and feminist blogs.
Not on B12 at least.

Oh well i guess this is the WTF of the day for me.

[Rolan7]

Yeah...  Yoink you shouldn't toss the eggs, they'll just buy more horror-eggs.  And make a point of never buying free-range.
But hey, there are less humane ways for them to get protein right?  Could be worse.

[Yoink]

Maybe you should mind your own business and let people eat what they want?

Uh, or maybe not?
I can put up with people eating meat despite how gross it seems to me. I think I do a pretty good job at that!
I live with a bunch of deep-frying, bacon-gnawing maniacs and the fridge seems to usually be filled with a variety of dead stuff. I don't complain.

But for someone to go out of their way to buy cage eggs- which are not any cheaper than free-range eggs, mind you- either they're an absolute scumbag or they are deliberately trying to piss me off for some reason. Either way, they're no friend of mine.

think about how you felt when people washed your jeans

do you really want to wish that on another person

It's kind of horrifying that you're comparing my personal wardrobe choices to the caged egg industry. Wow. O.o
There are some parallels, I suppose- I'm trapping my lower body in an uncomfortably tight enclosure of dirty grey denim, whilst egg farms are trapping live hens in uncomfortably tight enclosures of dirty metal wire... but the big difference here is that my lower body is a part of me, a human, who chooses his outfit, not a creature that's locked in a too-small cage in agony until it dies, possibly from being pecked to death by its many neighbours suffering the same ordeal.   

Don't throw away other people's things without their permission. That's like... basic courtesy.

This shitcunt already steals my food anyway. I have far less of a problem with that than him buying cage eggs, though.

[BlackHeartKabal]

So if he doesn't buy the cage eggs, you can use your druidic magic to undo this horrible fate already done to the hens a few days ago before someone else inevitably buys them because they're eggs, which people eat all the time?