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PenguinOverlord

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The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« on: October 20, 2010, 04:00:40 pm »

I think I am voting this guy for Governor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0
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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2010, 04:06:33 pm »

The Rent Is Too Damn High.
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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 04:08:58 pm »

The Rent Is Too Damn High.
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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2010, 04:09:50 pm »

This man is now a meme, and the world is a better place for it.
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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2010, 04:11:39 pm »

Well, politics should be about voting for the most outrageously awesome candidate.

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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2010, 04:14:27 pm »

Well, politics should be about voting for the most outrageously awesome candidate.
Much as we'd all love to have Aku as president, I don't think the country would last very long after his election.

And that's why we usually vote for the most boring candidate.

It doesn't always work, though.
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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2010, 04:16:00 pm »

Well, politics should be about voting for the most outrageously awesome candidate.
Much as we'd all love to have Aku as president, I don't think the country would last very long after his election.

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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2010, 04:18:02 pm »

Plus he's a transvestite. American's getting better but baby steps.
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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2010, 04:21:04 pm »

A perennial fringe candidate who has run for governor, Senate and New York City mayor, McMillan has blamed the city's high rents in part on Jewish landlords. He also has given conflicting stories on how much he pays for his own apartment in Brooklyn, where he's lived for 20 years.

Records show he's also a registered Democrat, not a member of the Rent is Too Damn High party, which will be rendered as the Rent is 2 Damn High party on the Nov. 2 ballot.

http://helenair.com/news/national/article_1c07f4f5-576d-5e47-9a40-d2ea6fffaa05.html
Aww. Still voting for him, though.
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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2010, 04:43:07 pm »

He's got gloves. You can say that clearly separates him from the competition.

Still, best opening line ever. "I represent the Rent is too DAMN High Party."

Tangentially related, can you imagine how awesome Aku would be in a debate?

"The FOOL thinks that the sewer systems are fine! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2010, 05:04:11 pm »

all i know he is he supports my lifelong quest to make an honest heel out of my shoe love
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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2010, 03:04:03 pm »

And, apparently, he doesn't actually pay rent.

How hard can it be to find one, just one, candidate who's not completely full of shit?  Dude, "paying rent = pain in the ass" is your one and only issue, and you still managed to fuck that up.  Jesus Christ.
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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2010, 03:06:35 pm »

Politics are for assbags Aqizzar. Only you can change the system, with your wolf skull gavel and zany American disrespect for tradition and formality.
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Re: The Rent is Too Damn High Party
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2010, 03:13:03 pm »

Aqizzar should be king or, dare I say, Aqitsar.
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