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[Demonic Spoon]

And I assume that there is of course numerous backups of any sensitive data, such as our AI, spread across all our servers right?

Are there?

[Aklyon]

yes.
but not the AI, she got born between backups and isn't fully backed up yet.

[V-Norrec]

You know, V, it COULD be something besides spies thwarting your exploration efforts.
But thats all I'll say about it.

Well that's why this turn I'm having prototype drones being made that are good against magnetic storms and nebulas in particular, along with any other natural phenomenon I forgot to mention.  I figure that magnetic storm bit should cancel out about 1/2 of all the things TVTropes could have fucked up.

[Demonic Spoon]

Arr me maties! Let us set sail for the jetski resort!



Man the ors! Hard to starboard! Tonight we dine on the flesh of dolphins!

[Aklyon]

You're just dragging that ors pun as long as possible, are you.
(Well at least its not a rock pun, schist.)

[Demonic Spoon]

I'm sure that I have no idea what you are talking about. >.>

[V-Norrec]

update?

[Aklyon]

Soon.
Helping with the new Wikia.

[Lillipad]

So, how's things?

[Aklyon]

So, how's things?

Kinda busy, actually. mostly school things. Going to need to slow down updating from everyday to almost everyday until this stuff is done, since this game takes a while to organize and to post for. I'll have the current turn up in a couple minutes, though; I've got a good amount of time right now.

[Aklyon]

Spoiler: UPA (click to show/hide)

Journal #12

ORRRRRRRRR!
MAN THE SPACE-BOATS!
WE BE GOING JETSKIING! SOMEWHERE!

(all your things were continued, Earth was re-found, bases built (but under contractor control, you really need to rebuild the UPA treasury first if you're going to build anything else), pun dragged out more, and you seriously need better spies. They got closer, but not totally correct; they broke all of the giant billboard holoprojectors on Bastion II this time.

Spoiler: TGA (click to show/hide)

Log Beta-3

Crazyness! UPA spies suck! obviously they're after my network, but they failed twice: first those neon signs and now all the advertisements on Bastion II! How am I supposed to stop the stupid witch hunting without giant holo-billboards to announce things through? I know i could use the mail, but...its the mail! its slow as crap compared to those signs, and it would be best if I told all our planets at once.

Kron and Galdissant have joined the empire!
Spec Ops renamed to Anti-Spy and sent out to start punishing this stupid witch business, as well as actually do what the campaign was meant to do and find those stupid spies who apparently can't tell a server from a glowing sign.
C-Z program reorganized to attack any AI piece, hopefully Alpha hasn't buried itself inside TvTropes, otherwise it might have a problem getting to it if/when it finds the trail. hologram machines installed.

Bounty (privately) posted for any UPA trader ships. set at $50,000 per ship.

Status Reports: Project Texas and the H.I. project: 2 turns for Texas, H.I has 2 turns. Protected Explorer Drones: being prototyped, estimate from facility ready next turn.
Military Reports: Infantry Ready!
All Fighter wings ready!
Capital Ships: 2 turns
Artillery (Long-Range/Bombardment): 1 turn.
Attack & Defense Frigates Ready!

Spoiler: AI Alpha (click to show/hide)

Yay, Robot Body!
Working on piecing together fragments of my former comrades, thought they're really fragmented. this may take a while to decipher.

Spoiler: Apple (click to show/hide)

Cyberweaponry done!

Spoiler: Anonymous (click to show/hide)

Random Check!
Next Target: TGA!

[Demonic Spoon]

REBUILD OUR TREASURY!!1!!ONE!!!

To Do: Make 10 planetary defense systems per planet once military research is completed next turn.
          Research improvement to our networks efficiency.
          -Upgrade our servers.

Offer ANON some specimens of the ultra-rare Qwelchion LAZOR-LOLCATDOG in return for security info on THE OTHER EMPIRE.

Have GLaDOS continue research into improving network efficiency and continue organizing and managing the UPA, this of course, costs NOTHING.

Reap the profits of having a AI administrator.

Have some of the spies sabotage the other empire's network servers MOAR.

Interrogate the diplomats we have taken into custody using humane methods.

Assemble a elite team of hackers and programmers.

Continue propoganda against the Wicked Witch King of the East.

[V-Norrec]

Offer ANON some specimens of the ultra-rare Qwelchion LAZOR-LOLCATDOG in return for security info on THE OTHER EMPIRE.

Send some code virusses or something to the other empire V.I's that will make them sentient.

Assemble a elite team of hackers and programmers.

OK, I'm just going to tackle all issues I see with this post one by one

1) You're offering anon some stupid photoshopped picture of no real value... for something of value... I fail to see how this is going to work, or fair to me if it does.

2)  How the hell are you contacting Anon, if they apperantly don't have a bank account even, I could only imagine contacting them and actually agreeing to swap this information would be hard.

3)  You haven't developed a virus to grant sentience to my V.I.s

4)  Do you even know about my A.I.s/V.I.s?

5)  If you do, how would you know wether or not they were sentient, are some of your spies been infiltrating my research facilities, because you certainly haven't been posting anything to that effect to learn more about what I'm researching.

6)  Hackers cost money, you haven't rebuilt your treasury yet.  Rebuild, then buy hackers, that would be the obvious course of action.

7)  Hackers and Programmers in my opinion should fall be classified as a speciallized research team for the empires.

There that is all. 

[Demonic Spoon]

Offer ANON some specimens of the ultra-rare Qwelchion LAZOR-LOLCATDOG in return for security info on THE OTHER EMPIRE.

Send some code virusses or something to the other empire V.I's that will make them sentient.

Assemble a elite team of hackers and programmers.

OK, I'm just going to tackle all issues I see with this post one by one

1) You're offering anon some stupid photoshopped picture of no real value... for something of value... I fail to see how this is going to work, or fair to me if it does.

2)  How the hell are you contacting Anon, if they apperantly don't have a bank account even, I could only imagine contacting them and actually agreeing to swap this information would be hard.

3)  You haven't developed a virus to grant sentience to my V.I.s

4)  Do you even know about my A.I.s/V.I.s?

5)  If you do, how would you know wether or not they were sentient, are some of your spies been infiltrating my research facilities, because you certainly haven't been posting anything to that effect to learn more about what I'm researching.

6)  Hackers cost money, you haven't rebuilt your treasury yet.  Rebuild, then buy hackers, that would be the obvious course of action.

7)  Hackers and Programmers in my opinion should fall be classified as a speciallized research team for the empires.

There that is all. 

1. I said specimens, not photos.

2. Umm, sending a envoy to his planet?

3. Fair enough.

4. I suppose not, whoops.

5. I have been posting about trying to steal your research a few turns ago, but whatever.

7. I disagree.

[V-Norrec]

Specimens... if we get to create our own flora and fauna then all my planets have spore colonies that instantly kill humans when breathed in.  Only humans who are citizens of my planet get special breathing masks to filter out the spores.  Fair enough?