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[Demonic Spoon]

Not my entire fleet, SCOUT SHIPS! You know, that thing any good fleet should have some of?! For military intelligence and whatnot?

[V-Norrec]

Well if you want to send your citizens to their death for funsies it's none of my business.  I prefer sending drones to do the dangerous jobs for me.

[Aklyon]

Using Page 1 of Google Images and the TvTropes logo, here is what you guys look like right now (sorry to Spoon if that looks weird, there weren't many pictures of "porn behind something" and what the last leader did is the most notable thing you had so far.):

[Lillipad]

My powers of suggestion can start being used to contractually obligate things from other factions soon, right?

[Aklyon]

My powers of suggestion can start being used to contractually obligate things from other factions soon, right?

maybe.

[V-Norrec]

.... Why the hell would I, at the very least, agree to give things too you, especially when everything in my section of cyber space is set to kill you if you set one tiny little A.I. toe in it?

Edit:  I perfer the Protoss look for my aliens personally.

Wooo, it's a Protoss!

[Lillipad]

I have my ways.

[Aklyon]

Diplomacy, as can be told from the last few pages (parentheses are thoughts):

UPA: Hi!

TGC: Hello! (GRRR!!!)

Anon: We are Anonymous. (WOOT! PLANET! WOO!)

TvTropes: Yeah, theres probably a diplomacy index in here somewhere. Why?

OSN: ...Huh? oh, yes? what do you want? we're busy making an AI.

Apple Orchard: BUY OUR STUFF! NAO!

[Lillipad]

You seem to have forgotten my unconscious thoughts of contractually binding me as their leader forever and throughout time. These are simply thoughts at the moment, but before you know it...

[V-Norrec]

You can't make a contract that goes against the fundamental interests of the person.  THE PERSON ISN'T BOUND TO FOLLOW SUCH A CONTRACT!  RAWR!!!  USE LOGIC YOU DAFT A.I.!

[Lillipad]

Oh, aren't they Norrec?

[breadbocks]

Diplomacy, as can be told from the last few pages (parentheses are thoughts):

UPA: Hi!

TGC: Hello! (GRRR!!!)

Anon: We are Anonymous. (WOOT! PLANET! WOO!)

TvTropes: Yeah, theres probably a diplomacy index in here somewhere. Why?

OSN: ...Huh? oh, yes? what do you want? we're busy making an AI.

Apple Orchard: BUY OUR STUFF! NAO!

I lol'd.

NOW! UPDATE!!!

[V-Norrec]

Oh, aren't they Norrec?

As a matter of fact, no, they're not.  It's one of the reasons you are allowed to break a contract with no penalty.  So even if you did somehow get their signature on it, it wouldn't be legally binding, at all!

[Lillipad]

And who's to say I won't contractually change the law to fit my standards of non-law?

[Aklyon]

And who's to say I won't contractually change the law to fit my standards of non-law?

The guys that actually write the law?