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[Demonic Spoon]

Send a representative to meet with the Apple Orchard and suggest an alliance between the two of us.

[Lillipad]

Can you PM me the things TvTropes did that was OMITTED and OFF LIMITS?

[V-Norrec]

Can we get update, I'm anxious for the first two armadas to be done.

[Aklyon]

yes, we can.
Would've had it earlier but stuff happened and...yeah.
watch for a edit to this post.

the uproar altered V's post a bit.

Spoiler: UPA (click to show/hide)

Journal #11

Made Alpha a robot body instead of cake,got GLaDOS to multitask, and arrested some diplomats.
I'd say it was a good turn, except for the fail spies sabotaging the wrong thing and breaking every neon sign on Tarsonis instead of the servers.
What to you think, journal?

(Also did some exploring, but none of the scout reported back, so either they were all defective or they broke or they vanished into a black hole or...Whoa. that was a lot of ors. I could probably move a boat with so many ors.)

Spoiler: TGC (click to show/hide)

Log Beta-2

The Anti-Spy campaign is NOT WORKING! The people are using it as a witch hunt, whole villages hanging themselves due to convicting each other of witchery, vendettas being accomplished, and a goddamn DUCK was thrown through my window because some idiot in the building wanted to see if I weighed as much as it, or some crazyness like that. The next person to say the word witch in my office is getting hit with that decorative sword I have to wear to state formal stuff! Hopefully its no one important.

Met with Apple Users.
V.I.'s working on genetics and cloning research.
The marines found nothing but overloaded electronics in the explorer drones. Is this actually spies? or something else?
hologram research next turn.

Status Reports: Project Texas and the H.I. project: 3 turns for Texas, H.I on hold. Capital Shipyards complete!. Colony Ships: being filled, ready next turn.
Military Reports: Infantry & Spec Ops Ready!
60 Fighter wings ready!
Capital Ships: 3 turns
Artillery (Long-Range/Bombardment):2 turns.
Attack & Defense Frigates: 1 turn

Spoiler: TvTrope Epilogue (click to show/hide)

What, you think this site wolud just vanish? f no, they kept going like always, just less noticeably.

Spoiler: AI Alpha (click to show/hide)

I am now AI AlphaTrope!
Also, Patents.

Spoiler: Anonymous (click to show/hide)

Random Security Check!
Second target: The UPA!

Spoiler: Apple Orchard (click to show/hide)

Digital Weaponry research continued.
iPlanet has 8 turns of construction left, unless something bad happens.
Met with Ghostfang people.

[Aklyon]

done.

[Lillipad]

I'll take over as much of the outernet as you'll allow. I'll also fix any economical problems the UPA is having to pay for my new body with my AI AlphaTrope powers.

[RAM]

We raid Apple Orchard and steal all their data.

[Lillipad]

Anon, want to team up in the most destructive takeover the internet and outernet will ever see?

[V-Norrec]

Erm, what happened to my hologram research, is it done? Crap, those stupid spies are pissing me off.  How the fuck did we not notice them taking down every neon sign in Tarsonis.  It's my capital world for Pete's sake.

Also, where are my deadly creatures, granted my stupid population was probably too busy trying to off itself to go creature hunting, but still, I wants mah Deadly creatures.

Also, thank god I invested in network security early.

[Aklyon]

yes, it finished that turn.
People noticed plenty of it, they just didn't think neon signage breaking was really an important thing to bring up to the Leader of the Ghostfang Collective.
You'll get your creatures as soon as your Vasari stop being idiots.

[Demonic Spoon]

To Do: Make 10 planetary defense systems per planet once military research is completed next turn.
          Research improvement to our networks efficiency.
          -Upgrade our servers.

Have GLaDOS continue research into improving network efficiency and continue organizing and managing the UPA.

Reap the profits of having a AI administrator.

Have some of the spies sabotage the other empire's network servers MORE.

Interrogate the diplomats we have taken into custody using humane methods.

Send some code virusses or something to the other empire V.I's that will make them sentient.

Assemble a elite team of hackers and programmers.

Continue propoganda against the Wicked Witch King of the East.

[Aklyon]

*looks back with a feeling of Deja Vu*
Whoops.
totally missed the systems. those were finished that turn, so they'll be built this turn.
Sorry Spoon!

[Demonic Spoon]

Forgiven! 

Also, cue chaos in Tarsonis due to their lack of the vital neon signage.

[V-Norrec]

Might I ask how he has money to do this?  Production takes money, he can't possibly have enough money for 10 missle bases per planet, unless missle bases are suckish and ineffective or something.

Also, did you even program a virus that grants sentience to my V.I.'s which as far as I know, you haven't found out about, I haven't advertised them.  If you do, are you certain they are not sentient already?

Once again, how are you going to hire a crack team of hackers and such with no money?

[Aklyon]

Contractors that own the things until he can pay for them.
Or that team of haxxors being assembled stealing money from you. (unless those hackers & programmers are for a completely different reason)