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[ragnarok97071]

What if we run into some sort of reverse functional immortal? (can only be killed by old age) or we need to barter with dwarves? just have the dragon breath on some booze and we have OVER 9000!!! Year old moonshine or something.

[Lillipad]

Ugh. First off never make a "power level" joke again. That meme is old, and beaten to death.
Secondly, why would there ever be a reverse function immortal?

[techno65535]

Come across an enemy that you need to defeat but you don't want to kill. Make them really old. They can't attack you effectively and they're not dead.

[Lillipad]

We've all agreed to be a necromancer. Part of being a necromancer is killing your enemies mercilessly, then immediately turning the corpse into a mindless follower.

[breadbocks]

Secondly, why would there ever be a reverse function immortal?

In the words of the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy books, anything you can dream up WILL happen.

Ugh. First off never make a "power level" joke again. That meme is old, and beaten to death.

Is that not the point of Memes?

[Lillipad]

Let's just stick to the Bay12 memes, okay? Carp are okay, power level references are not, can we call this a compromise?
Also, I'll stop arguing to not make the first dragon necromancy and time, if the next one we get is necromancy and ice. I'm attempting to compromise, and as you can see I'm not very good at it.

[Criptfeind]

Yes. That works.

[techno65535]

We've all agreed to be a necromancer. Part of being a necromancer is killing your enemies mercilessly, then immediately turning the corpse into a mindless follower.

Actually, I still haven't agreed to necromancy. But why kill and then raise a dumb zombie when you could keep them alive to A. feed on their energies for whatever purpose, B. sacrifice to raise an even more powerful minion, C. change (without killing first to preserve knowledge/power) into intelligent undead with all previous skills and powers, but under your command.

[Lillipad]

We're a necromancer, why do we do anything we do? Because we can!

[ragnarok97071]

We're a necromancer, why do we do anything we do? Because we can!

and Because torturing people without killing them is hard.

[breadbocks]

This is Bay12. Necromancy is the epitome off the forums.

[Criptfeind]

Lets gain the ability to put necrotic tumors (of DnD fame) into people.

[blackmagechill]

Arguing needs to stop or be slowed down a bit, it's taking up about half the thread. And it's kind of irritating that I already stated that the breath attack is determined during childhood, not during gestation/incubation.
...
You try to manipulate your badger into smelling less through necromancy. You refresh corpse a few times and it's slightly more bearable. Out of curiosity you shake your hourglass up and down a few times. When the surface of the area around you starts to run, you stop. You hear a sound from in the town.
...
*CAMEO INSERTED*

Spoiler: skills (click to show/hide)

3 in draconic magic
1.6 in necromancy
1.5 in time magic

Spoiler: Home inventory (click to show/hide)

6 7 divining rods (earth, wind, lightning, fire, necromancy, time, ice)
100 hundred gold
dragon egg (starting to lose paper coloring, turning blackish with a faint mark on the top)
basic elemental magic book
hour glass for time magic stuff
big enough space to do rituals
average bed
normal desk
slightly smoky hearth
dresser drawer set

[breadbocks]

Investigate, you silly goose!

[Lillipad]

blackmage you made an abstract X of Y!! game, gave us no background information about anything, and then expect us to know what you're doing. If you want us to stop arguing, then you should step in, and actually tell us if we're wrong/right about something.
We've been arguing about what the breath should be like once we get it, we aren't just randomly throwing much of a tantrum about how it should be.