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[CJ1145]

Obama. I'm kind of still waiting for someone to tell me what he did that's so bad besides reform health care (which, in my opinion, isn't that big a deal--beneficial in my case) and be a black person.

[alway]

Obama. I'm kind of still waiting for someone to tell me what he did that's so bad besides reform health care (which, in my opinion, isn't that big a deal--beneficial in my case) and be a black person.

The funniest bit about healthcare reform is that when polled about the seperate parts on their own, people are very in favor of them. But when asked about the total package, they hate it.

[Aqizzar]

Obama. I'm kind of still waiting for someone to tell me what he did that's so bad besides reform health care (which, in my opinion, isn't that big a deal--beneficial in my case) and be a black person.

The funniest bit about healthcare reform is that when polled about the seperate parts on their own, people are very in favor of them. But when asked about the total package, they hate it.

Because the total package includes massive tax increases on your family, yes you, and death panels to hunt down your grandparents.  Duh.

In real answers, we do have actual laws on what credit card companies can do now, the military's presence in Iraq is massively smaller and less exposed, al-Qaida is getting the shit bombed out of them on a daily basis (if you're into that kind of thing - Pakistan isn't), border security isn't getting much tighter but ICE is deporting more people than the entire last administration did (again, if you're into that sort of thing), and we should have a new nuclear reduction treaty with Russia, but I'd have to look into that.

Oh, and the rest of the world doesn't giggle any time they see our President holding a book.  (To George Bush's credit, the man actually (or at least claims to have) read hundreds of books while he was in office.  Something like three a week in the last year.  Which goes from tittering about his reading abilities, to wondering where the fuck the commander in chief finds the time to read three novels a week.)

[Leafsnail]

I've seen anti-abortionists go on at him a lot (including the so called "Christian Party" here... yeah, the ones who noone's ever heard of) too, but I can't remember why.

[KaminaSquirtle]

This guy:

Seriously, though, this guy would fix us up real quick:

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[ToonyMan]

Spoiler: What about THE LAW? (click to show/hide)

[Aqizzar]

And that makes three.  Silly White Queen not doing anything hilarious.

[ein]

Spoiler: What about THE LAW? (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: You are wrong, my good friend. (click to show/hide)

[Gunner-Chan]

...

LAAARRRWWWWWW!

[Jackrabbit]

What they should do or rather, what Obama should do, is dissolve congress and crown himself king. This has worked in the past.

(I'd join the Royalists, man has style)

[Duke 2.0]

 Schwarzenegger. We should just repeal the rule that says foreigners cannot be president and throw him up there.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What they should do or rather, what Obama should do, is dissolve congress and crown himself king. This has worked in the past.

(I'd join the Royalists, man has style)

Spoiler: Guess. Guess what is behind this spoiler tag before you open it. The obvious answer is the correct one. (click to show/hide)

Well, this does manage to make him look better in one way. That is some damn fine hair right there.

Anyway, I suggest we make Christopher Walken president. Every other country on the planet would be scared into submission by his antics. The next papal trip to the U.S. is going just fine, and all of a sudden-"I want some pie!". It would be awesome.

[Tellemurius]

Schwarzenegger. We should just repeal the rule that says foreigners cannot be president and throw him up there.

speaking of him, hows the California Governator election going?

[Aqizzar]

Guess. Guess what is behind this spoiler tag before you open it. The obvious answer is the correct one.

Why.  Why always, always, always, with the shitty "Demotivator" frame?  It would make it's point exactly fine with just the picture.

I think the guys who made the real Demotivator fake posters are actually going out of business.

[Jackrabbit]

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