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Tiruin

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #165 on: August 05, 2011, 09:14:05 am »

I've been reading. I've been reading as if this was real life, and we are all managers of dwarven colonies.
(Omnipresent will-o-teh-dwarves managers)

"I've been keeping some puppies in cages so they can't be adopted, and I can slaughter them."
The same thing with kittens. Other furry animals even. Not even the ugly ones, like cows.

You are all sociopaths.

Especially the trash compactor drawbridge maneuvers, regarding immigrants.
Burning people alive to save resources. That's not the worst, moders, who burn
people alive to garner resources. Baby bones. Baby Bones.

The mayor just wants some leather hats. Give him the hats, Jesus.
  • He need not be drowned, or burned, or both at the same time.
  • Fall down large pit and then drowned and burned.
  • Impaled as well?
  • *Noble bones are worth the same as baby bones*

Are there any others affected in an emotional manner by these atrocities? Please, let your voice be heard.


That happens because those things are harmful, it is a fact that people hate harmful things.

a. In-game cat population affects framerate (somehow easily fixed by putting them all in cages, stops spawning too, can be made into a nice zoo.)
b. Too many migrants = population crisis (fixed by the pop cap. in init. files)
c. Nobles are too demandy and too little fort-worthy (easily fixed by choosing the dwarf with the likes that you can provide for, nobles are chosen by the people but there are times that they gain the unpopularity -> disposal.)
d. The fact that everything has a use - bones in short, has effects too.
e. Food scarcity is common in those times, if you have nothing to turn to then you only have one choice. Your animals. (Would you prefer your own dwarves turning into cannibals?! Hell no, elves do that! [Thats the only thing I hate about them])
f. Magma is a superhero, it has superpowers. What those superpowers are? You decide. Its magma.
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #166 on: August 05, 2011, 12:39:47 pm »

Why do people post on topics that haven't been active for months?   >:(
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #167 on: August 05, 2011, 02:00:47 pm »

I've been reading. I've been reading as if this was real life, and we are all managers of dwarven colonies.
(Omnipresent will-o-teh-dwarves managers)

"I've been keeping some puppies in cages so they can't be adopted, and I can slaughter them."
The same thing with kittens. Other furry animals even. Not even the ugly ones, like cows.

You are all sociopaths.

Especially the trash compactor drawbridge maneuvers, regarding immigrants.
Burning people alive to save resources. That's not the worst, moders, who burn
people alive to garner resources. Baby bones. Baby Bones.

The mayor just wants some leather hats. Give him the hats, Jesus.
  • He need not be drowned, or burned, or both at the same time.
  • Fall down large pit and then drowned and burned.
  • Impaled as well?
  • *Noble bones are worth the same as baby bones*

Are there any others affected in an emotional manner by these atrocities? Please, let your voice be heard.
If DF is too much for you, go back to playing My Little Pony or Warhammer 40K.
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #168 on: August 05, 2011, 02:20:04 pm »

Maybe if we tell him enough times, he'll be able to hear us back in October, 2010
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #169 on: August 05, 2011, 02:21:58 pm »

Just because the OP is gone doesn't mean the discussion can't continue. ;D
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #170 on: August 05, 2011, 02:29:10 pm »

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #171 on: August 05, 2011, 02:58:23 pm »

If DF is too much for you, go back to playing My Little Pony or Warhammer 40K.

you do know someone made a "my little fortress" mod, right?
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Urist Imiknorris

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« Reply #172 on: August 05, 2011, 03:01:21 pm »

Now we just need a Dorfhammer 40K mod.
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« Reply #173 on: August 05, 2011, 03:37:33 pm »

Jesus. What am I reading? The original post was obviously meant to be funny, not serious. I'm truly astounded by the blatant stupidity in this topic. If you took TC seriously, YOU don't belong here. You should be off getting help for your weakened mental abilities.
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Urist Imiknorris

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« Reply #174 on: August 05, 2011, 03:46:47 pm »

The original post was made last October. Now we're just having fun.
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #175 on: August 05, 2011, 03:58:34 pm »

Jesus. What am I reading? The original post was obviously meant to be funny, not serious. I'm truly astounded by the blatant stupidity in this topic. If you took TC seriously, YOU don't belong here. You should be off getting help for your weakened mental abilities.
Sarcasm Carries over the internet so well dosn't it,UristMcIamactinglikeJudgementalJerk :)
(That was supposed to be a joke, If I hadn't put this line in my post you would have taken it as an insult.)
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #176 on: August 06, 2011, 05:59:03 pm »

Now we just need a Dorfhammer 40K mod.

From what I know of Warhammer 40k, Dwarf fortress would suit nicely :D
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« Reply #177 on: August 06, 2011, 06:05:14 pm »

From what I know of this forum, every 'this is horrible'/'you are monsters' thread eventually and always turns into a competition between long running forumites to see just who's brain is the most devoid of morality.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #178 on: August 06, 2011, 06:14:55 pm »

WELCOME TO FUCKING <FORTRESSNAME>!

Hope you like magma.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #179 on: August 06, 2011, 06:16:22 pm »

WELCOME TO FUCKING <FORTRESSNAME>!

Hope you like magma.

Has there ever been a fortress that didn't use magma to solve everything?
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