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Author Topic: You are all monsters.  (Read 73935 times)

Jacob/Lee

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #135 on: July 07, 2011, 02:11:42 am »

Why thank you for the compliment, OP.  :D

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #136 on: July 07, 2011, 04:43:36 am »

Hey, if I was a monster in real life, why would I play a game where I could be one?
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« Reply #137 on: July 07, 2011, 04:47:15 am »

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #138 on: July 07, 2011, 06:21:32 am »

In real life, I'm a vegetarian pacifist.


In DF, kill em all and let Armok sort them out.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #139 on: July 07, 2011, 08:05:47 am »

not killing dwarven babies!

OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! YOU SICK FUCK!
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #140 on: July 07, 2011, 08:15:08 am »

You're all monsters, maniacs, psycho's, murderers, genocidal bastards, etc... that's why i love these forums. carry on, madmen of bay12, there's puppies to roast and science to be done!
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #141 on: July 07, 2011, 09:37:51 am »

You're all monsters, maniacs, psycho's, murderers, genocidal bastards, etc... that's why i love these forums.

The only place where people like us can find someone to relate to :D
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #142 on: July 07, 2011, 09:46:37 am »

Really, what kind of monsters? Humanoid,randomly generated,aquatic, subterranean, avian,quadrupeds or even metaphorical monsters? Are we any of those?
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #143 on: July 07, 2011, 10:42:10 am »

A bit of all of them. Except metaphorical.
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #144 on: July 07, 2011, 11:19:42 am »

Oh we're not THAT horrible.  Sure, some of us have taken the circus and used it for mundane things.  Others committed slavery, forced breeding AND genocide of merpeople (with in-depth discussions on the best way to do it) for their bones.  But really; aren't the real twisted ones the dwarves themselves? They slaughter anything, they're constantly drunk, they'll kill eachother over trivial matters and they have an unhealthy fixation with a particular metal.  Goblins are kinder folk than they.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2011, 11:34:08 am by ThatAussieGuy »
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #145 on: July 07, 2011, 01:17:39 pm »

Seriously, what the hell? WHY WAS THIS DEAD THREAD REVIVED?

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #146 on: July 07, 2011, 01:29:26 pm »

That's not the worst, moders, who burn
people alive to garner resources. Baby bones. Baby Bones.
I was saddened.  I saw this and I attempted to click on Baby Bones, hoping it would take me to some farming thread.

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« Reply #147 on: July 07, 2011, 01:40:14 pm »

That's not the worst, moders, who burn
people alive to garner resources. Baby bones. Baby Bones.
I was saddened.  I saw this and I attempted to click on Baby Bones, hoping it would take me to some farming thread.
Perhaps it's time that someone begin a thread discussing the ways to harvest the bones of babies?

Hypothetically, couldn't you just put them on a really high bridge and then drop them? The ensuing splatter would result in parts which decay into bones, right?
To separate them from their mothers, we'd just need to put them in a training room, unarmored, with a single copper/wood spear until they're injured enough to visit the hospital. But then I'm not sure how you'd get the baby to the tower.
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #148 on: July 07, 2011, 02:05:48 pm »

Water towers, obviously.  The flow of water will push a baby out of its mother's arms.  A good 5 wide cliff should allow the baby to be lost but the mother to fight the current.  Only problem is, those parts all get burried.

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #149 on: July 07, 2011, 02:06:23 pm »

Burrows? Or is it impossible to make one on a bridge?

Couldn't we simply sen the mother with her baby into the tower, then carefully pick out the baby parts.
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Quote from: Girlinhat
When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o
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