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[Eric Blank]

i remember back in 40d when i modded elves to breed. i would catch the parents of a child in a cage then pit them with a tentacle demon. then i would force the child to run around the pit which was lined with weapon traps with one whip each. that way the parent were permenantly coated in the blood of their child while stuck in a tiny pit with a "friend"

That is just... awesome.

Hey guys, what does the thumbs down for this thread mean?

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[TherosPherae]

Who let the elf in here?

[Zrk2]

I just love releasing 20+ animals who only slow my framerate down into mmy colliseum with a couple goblin POWs. And then letting in water to drown the survivors. Magma is sooo cliched.

[Gatleos]

i remember back in 40d when i modded elves to breed. i would catch the parents of a child in a cage then pit them with a tentacle demon. then i would force the child to run around the pit which was lined with weapon traps with one whip each. that way the parent were permenantly coated in the blood of their child while stuck in a tiny pit with a "friend"

You win.

[Grimlocke]

I love how soon this thread soon turned into a contest to see who commits the most horrifying atrocities, and a contest who commits the least.

So, to expand on my earlier contribution and add to the joy: I modded my game to allow me to be at war with humans, elves, etc by default, and allow me to butcher them not only for food, but also make whole buildings and their furniture out of their meat and bones. At some point I had a building made of human meat walls, elf meat floors, supported by elf bone pillars and furnished with a *human skull throne* and some misc human bone furniture.

As for my dwarves, I dont actualy kill that many of them on purpose. My various construction and mining projects take up a lot of hauling and masonry, and my popcap is around the 80 so I rarely have dwarves I have no use for. That, and they manage to die horribly by themselves just fine. In fact the fortress I mentioned above got utterly wiped out a few seasons later by the collaborative efforts of a rather tough insectoid titan, and the ambushing and sieging of three seperate civs.

That fortress had a realy neat dining hall though.

[darkflagrance]

Does this count as an atrocity or a successful introduction of less wasteful culinary habits?

[HmH]

Does this count as an atrocity or a successful introduction of less wasteful culinary habits?

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Less wasteful? There are sunberries in this roast, and you call it less wasteful?! How can a sane person be so cruel as to make his cook mince unbrewed sunberries? Even cooks are dwarfs! Did you even think of what he felt, you self-centered monster?
Not to mention the poor cutebold. But it's all for his tribe's good, right? They can't afford sending their best hunters to be massacred, not every year.

[Victuz]

ELF! BURN HIM AND MAKE A BIN OUT OF HIS BONEZ!

[Naz]

I had an idea for a mega-construction the other day. I call it the "Harbinger of the Cat-pocalypse" Its a 10 story tall cat statue that, upon pulling a lever, vomits forth enough blood to drown the world. I was thinking of using the blood of immigrants for it.

[Medicine Man]

I had an idea for a mega-construction the other day. I call it the "Harbinger of the Cat-pocalypse" Its a 10 story tall cat statue that, upon pulling a lever, vomits forth enough blood to drown the world. I was thinking of using the blood of immigrants for it.

You would have to make the blood bloody water. Blood will just take up one space and not a z level.

[darkrider2]

I had an idea for a mega-construction the other day. I call it the "Harbinger of the Cat-pocalypse" Its a 10 story tall cat statue that, upon pulling a lever, vomits forth enough blood to drown the world. I was thinking of using the blood of immigrants for it.

You would have to make the blood bloody water. Blood will just take up one space and not a z level.

@Naz: other than asking for an explanation to your avatar. I'm going to say that the Cat-pocalypse has my approval.

[squeakyReaper]

I had an idea for a mega-construction the other day. I call it the "Harbinger of the Cat-pocalypse" Its a 10 story tall cat statue that, upon pulling a lever, vomits forth enough blood to drown the world. I was thinking of using the blood of immigrants for it.

You would have to make the blood bloody water. Blood will just take up one space and not a z level.

I can imagine that working pretty well.  Just get a cat, splatter it with tons of blood (of other cats) and throw it into the watery pit.  He'll just track blood all into the water, giving you plenty of vomit.

[Victuz]

Honestly though (as in on topic) I don't kill my dwarves just for killing. Elves yes, but they frigging deserve it (one little wooden piece of crap and they go "OMG! YOU KILLED A TREE! YOU MONSTER!").

Anyway I only kill dwarves that fucked something up failed to meet my reasonable demands. That's the only real reason why I have a "drop room" with magma ocean beneath it and a special burrow in it (to which I assign the "fail" dwarves). For example if my dwarf gets moody and takes over a metalsmith workshop I usually give them best materials possible in hope for a kick ass weapon or armor. This means a lot of platinum, valuable gems and if he wants any stone than he only gets to use marble (I really really like marble) or I set one of the metals to be used as stone (and made into blocks). Than ofc he gets to work and creates something like... hmmm that:



If he gives me THAT instead of a kick ass weapon or armour it's usually time to go to the death room reward room. Especially if he was possessed (meaning that he didn't get any experience boost).
I also send EVERY dwarf that decides to make an artefact out of bones there. Just for kicks.

Ps. Oh the guy who made this bracelet was possessed. He got his reward.

[Vehudur]

I'm not sure what to say, besides pointing out that I like to drop goblins into magma traps.

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Also, if anyone here counts as a monster it's me, because I worked on thermonuclear weapons for the USAF. (see: helping to design them)

[bowdown2q]

Old meme is old, but what the hell...

You are all monsters.

No, Macalano, you are the monsters.  And then Macalano was a dwarf.

Ohgod I lol'd so hard I hurt myself...