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[hachnslay]

redefine math, make pi = 34PIE!

that's more non-euclidean than i wanted it to be ...

[Lillipad]

Spoiler: Update (click to show/hide)

It's decided. Pie needs a mathematical value! What? Pie already has a value? 3.14 dot dot dot? Not pi you buffoons! Pie! The thing you eat with a fork and spoon, and enjoy the sweetness of! Pie!
Calculator Operandi: MATH SIMPLIFIED
Your Pie value is 87.9345230429579308800!

I wonder how far that value will reach outside this thread. I assume it won't, but it'd be interesting to see it become more than just an in-joke for the lower forums.

[hachnslay]

become the sun of the underworld, also: Lilly i wanted to change pi to enter non-euclidean space ... parallels meeting, circles having a bent state ... it will never happen now, right?

[Aklyon]

make a square circle!

[Lillipad]

become the sun of the underworld, also: Lilly i wanted to change pi to enter non-euclidean space ... parallels meeting, circles having a bent state ... it will never happen now, right?

Well, Hatch and Slay, we can do that, I just did the value of Pie first.

[hachnslay]

really? that's the best name you could come up with?
on topic: play the "namingway" card...
also: i google'd your name Lillipad ... eeew... you sure you want to defend that?

[KaguroDraven]

Open a portal in your forhead and pull out a giant robot and a bass guitar. Have robot go on rampage, hit random people with bass guitar.

[Lillipad]

really? that's the best name you could come up with?
on topic: play the "namingway" card...
also: i google'd your name Lillipad ... eeew... you sure you want to defend that?

I made this name years ago as a masculine form of lily pad for no real reason. It's not a misspelling, nor a toilet product because it isn't a word. Please drop the subject, or stop posting in all the forum games I'm running, and ever will run.

Spoiler: Update (click to show/hide)

You open a portal on your forehead. The portal is a square circle that a bass guitar-wielding robot uses to enter reality, and run amok. You break math while this is going on, and parallels may now meet. Pi has a final value as well. That value is 5. The square circle portal begins to bend.
Fluffy the space dragon returns, and the humans have begun their rebellion against you. What to stop first, Yellow's life, or the rebellion?

[Demonic Spoon]

...kill all of the traitorous humans.

[KaguroDraven]

Leave a small amount alive to eventuilly regrow their population. Then use the souls of the ones you kill to power a weapon that can destroy yellow.

[Lillipad]

Spoiler: Update (click to show/hide)

You rush to the human rebellion. They use square circles, and touching parallel lines to fight you. Their crimes against math that you created the possibility for mean nothing to you, since you can just turn math back on when it's convenient for you. You easily crush the rebellious morons.
After harvesting their souls you create a single Problem Sleuth. This Problem Sleuth has access to a grand creation of your own, Combat Operandi: SEPULCHRITUDE AD INFINITUM, the most powerful blast of charismatic power. It has the power to destroy the universe roughly 18,000^42 times, so it's like throwing yourself at the universe in the form of destructive energy. Twice.

[KaguroDraven]

Make another universe, use the weapon on this one, then hide in the one we made.

[Lillipad]

I'd like to issue a challenge to anyone bored enough out there to do it. So basically all of you. Find the exact value of 18,000^42. You can't use scientific notation, it has to be a single number. For now, I'll give the update.

Spoiler: Update (click to show/hide)

You make a separate universe, then go in to see it blank. Hm. You could use this.
You give Problem Sleuth Alpha Omega enough power to unleash Combat Operandi: SEPULCHRITUDE AD INFINITUM and jump into the empty universe. You give the order, and then watch the universe become consumed by charisma instantly. To ensure your safety you set a barrier of 18,000^42 universes between you and the one being destroyed.
Once the charismatic glory fades you destroy the extra copies, and look at your new front lawn. Hm, maybe you should grow a mustache.
A red haired woman clad in white robes appears. Uh...

[KaguroDraven]

Greet the woman. Instantly grow a goatee. Have a hand behind your back start makeing the beginnings of a universe.

[Aklyon]

According to WolframAlpha, 18,000^42 is
52,655,678,627,806,560,751,363,688,397,557,640,770,141,543,227,981,824,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

OMG, crazy huge number!