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[blackmagechill]

COMBAT OPERANDI> SUMMON SLEUTHS

[Lillipad]

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With the aid of Two's head you summon the mighty sleuths of combat! They begin mauling Two, as he takes sick pleasure from the pain! Oh woe are we!

[dragnar]

SEPULCRITUDE!!!

[adwarf]

I say I make a copy of ourself and stab each other in heart killing ourself
 

[Lillipad]

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You flee from the scene of battle to assess our situation. You assess your situation. Your situation isn't good. You make a copy of yourself, then have him stab you in the heart to kill you, but instead it's the copy that dies once the blade barely penetrates the skin.
You consider fleeing from Two s --BOOM-- Uhm. Okay.

[blackmagechill]

ACE DICK> COMBAT OPERANDI > LVL.99 BELLY OF THE WHALE.
Read problem sleuth if you aren't getting the reference.

[Ottofar]

Have we divided by zero yet?
If not:

Divide by zero.

[Lillipad]

I'll give the Problem Sleuth updates once I'm finished, and/or caught up with it.

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After a hydrogen bomb appearing out of nowhere, and Two still surviving, you decide to divide Two by zero. You first make a calculator, you then input Two's life code into it. You press divide. You press zero. You cackle maniacally.

[Lillipad]

Anyone have any suggestions to do while I continue reading Problem Sleuth to do those ideas?

[Demonic Spoon]

Laugh some more. Spit a torrent of chocolate at two.

[Lillipad]

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You continue your cackle of doom, and watch Two's life code vanish slowly due to your altered calculator. While cackling you spit chocolate out of your sweat glands, and the pathetic husk of a headless thing begins to sob. You kick him/her/it/thing in what you presume to be the stomach, and have your leg bitten off. You erase the fact that it bit off your leg, and end the calculation. Two now has 2x^2 + 2x^2y^2 years left to live.
You put him back into what can only be assumed as the correct order, and Two bows to your mighty calculation power. Muhahahah!

[Zaerosz]

Determine the value of x and y with respect to 2x² + 2x^2y2.

[hachnslay]

redefine math, make pi = 3!

[Aklyon]

redefine math, make pi = 34!

[Demonic Spoon]

redefine math, make pi = 34PIE!