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[Ochita]

>Ignore armok from now on.

[Lillipad]

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You order your scientists to create more warriors, and to modify the swarm creatures to release harmless spiders that like to pinch the feet of the enemy. You ascend to godhood, then grow tentacles which you can put on/remove at will, then decide to ignore this Armok fellow. You aren't sure who he is, but he couldn't possibly be on of the guiding voices, so there's no worries there. You arrive at Yellow's planet, then jump out of the ship leading your warriors into battle.
During the battle you split into a clone army, and begin decimating the enemy forces. Your clones don't have the ability to die, so you order them to return to you once Yellow's army falls. Yellow is still alive.

[KaguroDraven]

Kill yellow and absorb his power while screaming "There can be only one!"

[dragnar]

Attack yellow directly while riding a dragon. That shoots laser beams from it's eyes!

[Heron TSG]

>Remember that our sideburns are bleeding.

[Lillipad]

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A dragon that shoots laser beams out its eyes comes out of nowhere! You slap him in the chin, then mount his back. You ride him to battle as you attack Yellow, the thing itself!
You chop off its head declaring "There can be only one!!"
You have a sudden recollection that the sideburns you don't have are bleeding. Ow.
Now, how shall we deal with Yellow's planet...?

[Heron TSG]

>Create ocean with sideburn blood, then turn the blood into diamonds.

[Lillipad]

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You make a trench around 40-60% of the world and begin making your nonexistent sideburns bleed more. Once you create an ocean of blood from your sideburns you remove your sideburns, and turn the ocean of blood into several trillion diamonds. The humans rejoice.

[KaguroDraven]

Now attack another of our rivals, alone, while telling the humans to collonize the universe and worship us as their god.

[Aklyon]

Make a Gigantic, moon-sized swarm of crystals in the shape of a giant space cannon.
Smash the alien invaders who will eventually come.

[Lillipad]

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You create a giant moon-sized swarm of crystals shaped like a cannon, then order them to fire at anything that isn't recognized as friendly with space beams of fiery doom.
You tell the humans to begin colonizing every hypothetical corner of the universe. You also tell them that you are their God, then fly towards Two on your laser-beam-sight dragon.
Your plan for glory falls apart as your dragon becomes flightless for some bizarre reason. You carve a wooden coffee table, and that somehow opens a wormhole and use that to reach Two instantly.

[dragnar]

Challenge two to a duel. We shall fight like gentlemen!

[KaguroDraven]

While Two is distracted by our offer for a duel we shall finish him off.

[mcclay]

explod two's head with our mind.

[Lillipad]

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You run up to Two.

You: "I challenge you to a du-"

You draw your sun sword then smash it on his head with such force that Two is now decapitated. He seems completely unfazed by this lack of a body part.