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[Gunner-Chan]

>Slink away dejected

[Lillipad]

Crawl onto the mother's lap then watch the news.(the mother's lap since she seems to be the most controlled at the moment)

[SHAD0Wdump]

You crawl onto the mothers lap and turn on the TV with the remote which was conveniently tucked away in between the cushion and the arm-rest.
 You flip to the news channel.

An image of strong handsome cocks appears.
 "Today another egg recall was made due to contaminated fertilization. Free range avian populations have been reported to eat from fields doused recently by pesticides, rendering them sickly from chemical imbalances."

You have no idea what this means, or even if the people writing this stuff know what the hell they are talking about.

>_

[Gunner-Chan]

>Wonder if this has something to do with COCKS

[Lillipad]

See if we can somehow send a part of our self that we can control to the fields the chickens eat from so we can begin controlling the chickens.

[SHAD0Wdump]

See if we can somehow send a part of our self that we can control to the fields the chickens eat from so we can begin controlling the chickens.

Ok, I'm pulling this thread over for a moment to tell you just how preposterous that is.

[Gunner-Chan]

>Jump in lillipads mouth. Make him stop trying to make cracker rat mind control a reality.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Lillipad suddenly appears in the story, you throw a chunk of yourself into his mouth, mind control begins immediately. Huh... I guess he got his wish.

 You now have a minion.

>_

[Lillipad]

Send me to go buy sustenance for our cracker rat glory from the supermarket.

[Armok]

Behold ye cape.

[Sheb]

Chew your own tail. Yummy!

[SHAD0Wdump]

You send your minion out to grab some grub. He leaves out the door.
 Wait... Does he even know where the supermarket is? Did he take money? Bah...

You look behind you at your cape, there appears to be the picture of a cracker etched upon it an... Is that your tail!?!

*NOM NOM NOM*... Tastes rather stale...
 You stop chewing on your tail before you snap it off or something.

>_

[Sheb]

Find a mirror and contemplate on how awesome you are. After murdering the whole family, of course.

[Lillipad]

No, we can't murder the adoring fans without a high cliff of some sort. Await the return of our minion informally known as 'Lillipad' with our sustenance, making the adoring fans adore us more through the clever use of our glorious cape, and chewed up tail.

[Megaman]

Go emo, slit yourself with tail.