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Author Topic: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!  (Read 4964 times)

Gunner-Chan

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2010, 03:46:48 pm »

>Curse the elder gods and formulate a new plan
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2010, 03:47:15 pm »

>Curse the elder gods and formulate a new plan

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2010, 03:50:57 pm »

You make angry retched noises at the wall for a few seconds. The gnarly teenager walks up and crouches down at you...

"Piffles... what happened to you?"

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2010, 04:06:43 pm »

Use our hard-as-iron tail to stun him, then crawl into his mouth and BECOME him.
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2010, 04:08:53 pm »

You attempt to stab him with your tail, but he knocks you away and charges out of the room.

"Mom! We gotta get outa here!"

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #35 on: October 14, 2010, 04:10:08 pm »

Chase them down, leave none alive.
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #36 on: October 14, 2010, 04:11:07 pm »

Take over the dog while we still can!
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #37 on: October 14, 2010, 04:13:58 pm »

You move after him as fast as your crunchy rat legs can. Which is to say not quite as agile as a normal rat.

He has left the room, so has the mother, along with the dog. An older man in his 40s charges in with a bat.

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2010, 04:15:10 pm »

> Realize you've become a monster. Do a heroic BSOD.
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2010, 04:16:23 pm »

Improve our bones, and whatever muscle thing we use to move so it can handle a full body of hard-as-iron staleness.
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2010, 04:18:17 pm »

This is all wrong, hold on...

[SYSTEM CRASH]
...
[Rebooting]

You are now being hugged and kissed by all the family members at once, they are somewhat enthusiastic about the kissing in particular, you could swear one even licked you... You damn well hope it's the mother...

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2010, 04:19:51 pm »

If one takes a bite out of you command the piece of you inside that person to take over from the stomach outward.
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2010, 04:33:46 pm »

If one takes a bit out of you command the piece of you inside that person to take over from the stomach outward.
This.
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2010, 04:38:22 pm »

If one takes a bit out of you command the piece of you inside that person to take over from the stomach outward.

Seconded.
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2010, 04:49:53 pm »

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