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Author Topic: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!  (Read 4953 times)

Sheb

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #90 on: October 19, 2010, 02:26:34 pm »

Bite hand.
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Lillipad

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #91 on: October 19, 2010, 03:05:34 pm »

Uh... Save the teen with our rat powers!
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #92 on: October 19, 2010, 03:06:48 pm »

Merge with black hand!
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #93 on: October 19, 2010, 03:36:17 pm »

You leap at the hand and give it a bite!

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EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWW...

You start hacking and coughing on the floor of the tub as the most horrible taste imaginable fills your mouth.

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #94 on: October 19, 2010, 03:37:39 pm »

>FIRE SALT LASER
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #95 on: October 19, 2010, 03:38:00 pm »

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #97 on: October 19, 2010, 03:43:13 pm »

You try to block out the incredibly nasty sensation assaulting your taste buds... You manage to fire your salt launchers at the slimy hand monster thing. As the salt impacts the creature's surface it begins bubbling, soon the slime falls apart leaving a puddle of ooze.

 The gnarly teenager collapses to the tub-bed with a loud *THUMP*, he seems to be unconscious.

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #98 on: October 19, 2010, 03:44:45 pm »

>INITIATE STATIC SHOCK RESUSCITATION ROUTINES
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #99 on: October 19, 2010, 03:45:22 pm »

I'd say become the teenager, but then we wouldn't be Piffles the super cracker rat anymore... Do it anyway!
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #100 on: October 19, 2010, 03:46:00 pm »

>Alert the teen's parents to this incident.
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #101 on: October 19, 2010, 03:53:52 pm »

You attempt to resuscitate the teenager via electric shock. You put both of your paws on his back and start chattering your teeth really fast...

You don't think it's working.

 You then go to get the parents. Your attempts were however somewhat unnecessary as apparently the loud *THUMP* was enough to grab their attention.

"Son!"

 The Father pulls him out of the tub and takes him to the living room, the Mother apparently goes to call an ambulance.

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #102 on: October 19, 2010, 03:55:36 pm »

>Freak right the FUCK out
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #103 on: October 19, 2010, 03:57:36 pm »

SSQQSQUUUUUuuuuuuuUUUuuuUEEeEEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeEeKKKkkkkK!!!

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #104 on: October 19, 2010, 04:02:51 pm »

Wait impatiently for the ambulance/minion to arrive. Whichever comes first.
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