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Author Topic: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!  (Read 4956 times)

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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2010, 03:14:55 pm »
You fire all of your salt grains at the teenager's head. He recoils in confusion. Piffles drops to the floor.
 The teenager scratches his head and looks down directly at you.

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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2010, 03:16:12 pm »
>MERGE WITH PIFFLES. BECOME PIFFLES THE SUPER CRACKER RAT
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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2010, 03:19:18 pm »
You feel a change, you feel destiny has a purpose for you, and the key is that ra...

The rat just ate you.

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The rat undergoes a radical transformation! His fur falls off, and his skin assumes a flaky, buttery texture. You are now Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!!!

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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2010, 03:20:48 pm »
>Save the world from Dodongo, the dog that looks kinda like hitler

(He dislikes smoke)
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2010, 03:22:13 pm »
You waddle up to the dog of the house, Dodongo. He growls at you.

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2010, 03:22:45 pm »
>Crawl inside that gnarly teenager. BECOME TEENAGE MUTANT CRACKER TURTLE RAT.
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2010, 03:24:14 pm »
You attempt to find the gnarly teenager. You are stopped by Dodongo clamping down on your leg.

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2010, 03:27:21 pm »
>Commence salt covered and powered battle for your life!
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2010, 03:29:38 pm »
How dare that dog from the 3rd Reich attempt to harm you! You show it what for with a quick kick to the face!

 Dodongo is not pleased. You are freed from his grasp for the moment however.

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2010, 03:31:23 pm »
>Make dodongo EAHT MEHTAL
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2010, 03:34:35 pm »
Dodongo attempts to claw you, but you dodge back to your push ball ambulance car thing.
 Dodongo attempts to bite you and you kick the ambulance(which is partially made of a light weight metal) into his mouth!

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2010, 03:36:11 pm »
>Laugh at his pain
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2010, 03:38:00 pm »
You make little squeeks that sorta seem like laughter from a human's perspective.
 Dodongo spits the ambulance ball car at you and it knocks you over. Ow...

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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2010, 03:42:05 pm »
Use your super cracker rat powers to make your tail stale then stab Dodongo's neck with our now hard-is-iron stale tail.
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Re: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2010, 03:45:28 pm »
You use your unusual properties to harden your tail through being exposed to the air for too long. Or something like that... Fuck science your a flippin' cracker rat!

Dodongo attempts to gobble you up but you position your tail carefully and he is stabbed through the neck!

"Dodongo! NO! YOU'RE BLEEDING!"

The mother of the gnarly teenager removes you and tosses you away, coddling her beloved dog.
 You monster.

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