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Author Topic: You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!  (Read 4951 times)

SHAD0Wdump

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You are Piffles the Super Cracker Rat!
« on: October 14, 2010, 02:40:34 pm »
You are a cracker. You are pleasantly resting in your wrapping along with your brethren.
 Suddenly, your package is opened! What do you do?

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« Last Edit: October 14, 2010, 03:20:49 pm by SHAD0Wdump »
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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2010, 02:42:55 pm »
> Taste delicious.
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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2010, 02:43:18 pm »
>Open package, contemplate life
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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2010, 02:45:16 pm »
You are picked up by a gnarly looking teenager with braces. He eats you, you tasted delicious.
 You have died.

You are now another cracker, same package, next in line.

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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2010, 02:46:49 pm »
Cracker One: I don't want to die!
Cracker Two: Omygod, a talking cracker!
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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2010, 02:47:39 pm »
> Taste equally delicious to cracker 1
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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2010, 02:50:07 pm »
You are picked up by the teenager with a case of the snackies. He puts you in his mouth, you taste just as delicious as your friend bob. Wait... he was named bob? Whatever...

 He gets called by his mother, he gets up and you fall out of his mouth to the floor, you are now soggy with drool and partially cracked. Basically, you are injured.

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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2010, 02:51:38 pm »
>Call the cracker ambulance! ;~;
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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2010, 02:53:27 pm »
You call the cracker ambulance. A rat in a push ball car rolls up to you, it looks like an ambulance.
 You're saved! Right?

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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2010, 02:54:45 pm »
That rat looks like bad news. Hope the wind blows crumbs of you in his eyes.
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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2010, 02:56:26 pm »
>Get RAPED BY PERVERT RAT
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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2010, 02:58:13 pm »
Things are about to get steamy up in here! OH YE-

Wait... no... that's silly and not appropriate for this forum or story.

Oh wait... The rat is getting out of the ball, you didn't know they made those like that.

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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2010, 02:59:59 pm »
Stick the the floor because you're all soggy and such.
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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2010, 03:03:14 pm »
The rat waddles over to you, he sniffs you and then jumps away...

 "Piffles! How do you keep getting out of your ball..."

The gnarly teenager walks up and picks up the rat, petting him.

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Re: You are a cracker
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2010, 03:04:38 pm »
Fire all guns at the teenager!
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