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[Tres_Huevos]

I think the dwarves in my game are broken. They attack elves once or twice, get scared, and run away.

[Sean Mirrsen]

I guess their line of thinking is "Urist McDwarf cancels attack elf: Interrupted by elf."

[Sowelu]

Re diamond:  Well, a diamond lumberjack with a diamond axe can chop down a diamond tree.  And a gemcutter can turn a gem into jewelry objects, while a diamond gemcutter can turn a diamond diamond into diamond jewelry objects.

...

A dwarven gemcutter turns a diamond into dwarven jewelry, each with its own helmet and pick.  And then it tries to kill them.  My diamond gemcutter put on the dwarven jewelry, helmet and pickaxe and all, and is now flipping out because the jewelry is still alive.

Best game ever.

Edit:  Rhinophilic?  Okay, now they're just making up words.

[Keiseth]

Chaotic Deathly Magical Scythe hits enemies and transforms them into pigeons that it ends up... wearing? o_o

[Sowelu]

Playing with Maxwell's Notebook is a fun way to learn what words it knows.

Like... "chlorophormic gnomish charonosaurus".
Or "lawyerly carriage house".
Or "picky colostomy bag".

Also, a thorium god will kill a diamond god really fast.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

how many dinosaurs does it know by their proper names? styracosauros? barionyx? bambiraptor?

[Meanmelter]

how many dinosaurs does it know by their proper names? styracosauros? barionyx? bambiraptor?

Alot.
The only one that didn't work (Obviously) was Bambiraptor.
And the other two were spelled differently.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

what about raptor bambi?

[Virex]

how many dinosaurs does it know by their proper names? styracosauros? barionyx? bambiraptor?

The only one that didn't work (Obviously) was Bambiraptor.

Can't blame them, it's not that well know

[Sowelu]

"Flameberge" simultaneously made me giggle and annoyed me.  Cute easter egg (it summons a flaming sword that has the correct wavy look), but the correct spelling doesn't exist as a word.

[Pnx]

See also, "I see what you did there" and "I has a shovel"

[Mephisto]

There's also Anonymous, Cheezburger, Ceiling Cat, and probably lots more. No basement cat, sadly.

Roflcopter works, but there's nothing special about it.

[Sowelu]

'Mask' is a Guy Fawkes mask (but you probably saw that if you played through the campaign).

[Eugenitor]

I don't know what the reference is to (a developer?) but "Nathan" is probably the most powerful human in the game.

Also, Fast Wings and Fast Shoes. You're welcome.

[Frumple]

Already mentioned, heh. Go for supersonic instead of fast to get even greater speed. You can make anything <speed adjective> flying <clothing article> to save on space, or go for a particular style. I've a fondness for supersonic flying kilts or heels. Shades, if I'm going for style points

No idea if red ones go faster, though.