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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #450 on: October 25, 2010, 01:11:06 pm »
LOOTZ
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #451 on: October 25, 2010, 03:09:53 pm »
Shotgun them in the face.
"I could use some backup once you get done with whatever you guys are doing."
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #452 on: October 25, 2010, 03:17:49 pm »
Goddamn Failures, also, recurring commands

Quote from: Evergod41 on October 23, 2010, 08:09:40 pm
Get in my bot, walk down to engineering, and blast that crappy 'engineer' a new port hole. Or if he's a squishy, a new digestive tract. Then fix the goddamn engines! whatever is wrong so we dont die horrible deaths.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #453 on: October 25, 2010, 04:02:43 pm »
Hack into the enemy ship. One system at a time if need be.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #454 on: October 25, 2010, 05:49:02 pm »
Go find that blasted wire and turn the lights on again.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #455 on: October 30, 2010, 09:33:14 am »
Iceball: Fly away into a portion of the ship that has oxygen.
Jacen: LOOTZ
Rag: Shotgun them in the face.
Evergod: wogwogwog
Dragnar: Dragnar: Hack into the enemy ship.
noob: Go find that blasted wire and turn the lights on again.

Iceball: 4

This happens.

You get shot at. Wit fazor.
Roll to aim: 5

You get shot. Ow. You're taking heavy damage, you might want to avoid the folks with the robot-killing maser beams.

Jacen: 1

You can't find lootz because you're being f***ing shot at.

Roll to get f***ing shot at: 5

You get f***ing shot. It f***ing hurts.

Ragnarok: 3

You begin shotgunning the guards with arc cannons. Five of them get exploded by your pulse shotgun.

Roll to aim: 1

They have really shitty aim.

Evergod: 3

You're too large to fit in the warbot. Instead, it has a simple AI that does what you tell it to do.

After a bit of yelling at the warbot at at Noob, you manage to get the power back on. Except most of the memetic sludge leaked out. This isn't good.

Dragnar: 4

The ship is not ON.

Noob: 2

You fail to find any wire because it's a hose rupture that caused the problem.

Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing. +1 basic medicine.
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (19/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter, SDW-10 beam pistol.
Spade: Hummen.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY: Heavy phaser damage.
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded), Toolbox, Aluminium Meroviate Armor. +1 M.E. manipulation
Ragnarok: Robot. Round thingy what kill and fix stuff I guess. Holding a ?credit card? Continuous-Fire Pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded, bolted to chassis, can "Cast From HP". Stunned by Arc Cannon fire.

The Drowning Flea: Stephinian Cargo Transport.
Armaments: 2 SDW-70 laser cannons.
Defenses: Full Iron Meroviate Plate Armor. EN4CR-1550 shield generator @ 0%.

Transactions this turn:

Bank account: 7203.1 CU
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #456 on: October 30, 2010, 11:10:30 am »
Use my magma breath on the enemies!
Thermite rain...
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #457 on: October 30, 2010, 11:35:44 am »
Dodge the enemy lasers.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #458 on: October 30, 2010, 01:14:35 pm »
Look into the price of buying some better targeting computers, or other ship upgrades.
Might as well save us some time later.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #459 on: October 31, 2010, 06:46:00 pm »
Shoot an enemy
« Last Edit: November 01, 2010, 06:57:08 pm by HighEndNoob »
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #460 on: October 31, 2010, 06:50:32 pm »
Quote from: HighEndNoob on October 31, 2010, 06:46:00 pm
Shoot someone

Gonna have to be more spesific than that.
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #461 on: October 31, 2010, 07:58:12 pm »
Continue attempting to liberate the ship, adding in fire from guns that I pick up.
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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #462 on: November 04, 2010, 09:46:11 pm »
Bump.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #463 on: November 05, 2010, 01:22:10 am »
Quote from: JacenHanLovesLegos on November 04, 2010, 09:46:11 pm
Bump.

blarghhhh

Everything got boring all of a sudden and I lost intrest.
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #464 on: November 05, 2010, 06:13:55 am »
Quote from: Schilcote on November 05, 2010, 01:22:10 am
Quote from: JacenHanLovesLegos on November 04, 2010, 09:46:11 pm
Bump.

blarghhhh

Everything got boring all of a sudden and I lost intrest.
Arrrrghhh just as i was about to magma rain.
Is anyone willing to give up there turn and become replacement GM? Or are we gonna let this thread die?
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