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Author Topic: You all wake up in a cryochamber...  (Read 33483 times)

Ochita

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #405 on: October 23, 2010, 05:15:15 pm »

That was easy
Tell everyone to hold the ship here for a few moments and ask one of the bots who can fly in outer space to bring me over to the enemy ships remains. look for something useful like an EVA pack or some loot or something.
Help Iceball.
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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #406 on: October 23, 2010, 06:35:16 pm »

Wonder how much it would be to sell my bot and buy a better one.
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

Schilcote

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #407 on: October 23, 2010, 06:44:37 pm »

Iceball: loot
Evergod: Freeze our spending, go to next mission
Dragnar: Determine how advanced biotech is.
Noob: Look for a book: "Spaceship Engines for Dummies"
Ochita: Help Iceball.

Iceball&Ochita: 6&2.

Ochita can't fly, so Iceball just decides to toss himself out the airlock like everyone's been doing since we started the game.

Iceball returns with an EVA pack strapped to his back and a few bottles of an unidentified liquid. Examination with the universal translator indicates that it is some sort of beverage. It should probably fetch a high price at the next starport.

Evergod: 2

The engines fail. Shit.

Dragnar: [free]

Apparently, the actual members of the Stephinian species share as much DNA with their ancestors as a human does with a dolphin. They can barely even be called organic lifeforms anymore, consuming energy from the power grid.

Bioengineering in other parts of the galaxy is far less advanced, though more technologically advanced races have done neat things with genes, making small insectoid creatures that can clean up oil spills for example.
Biotech as in organic computer systems is a very underdeveloped field. There just aren't enough practical applications.


Noob: 1

You find inside your toolkit the instruction manual for the ship. You decide to tinker with the engine a bit.
It stops working. Oops. Well, at least you didn't damage the power system, just the drive.

Jacen: [free]

Too much. Anyway, your current bot is just fine.

Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (19/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter, SDW-10 beam pistol.
Spade: Hummen.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded), Toolbox, Aluminium Meroviate Armor. +0 M.E. manipulation
Ragnarok: Robot. Round thingy what kill and fix stuff I guess. Holding a ?credit card? Continuous-Fire Pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded, bolted to chassis, can "Cast From HP".

The Drowning Flea: Stephinian Cargo Transport.
Armaments: 2 SDW-70 laser cannons.
Defenses: Full Iron Meroviate Plate Armor. EN4CR-1550 shield generator @ 100%.

Transactions this turn:

Bank account: 1203.1 CU

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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #408 on: October 23, 2010, 07:02:38 pm »

Help repair the engines.
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

USEC_OFFICER

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #409 on: October 23, 2010, 07:06:08 pm »

Help fix the screw up.
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dragnar

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #410 on: October 23, 2010, 07:13:10 pm »

Biotech as in organic computer systems is a very underdeveloped field. There just aren't enough practical applications.
Well I'm going to have to fix that! I want to grow myself more processing power! Also psy powers!
...first things first though.

Help fix the engines.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

Schilcote

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #411 on: October 23, 2010, 07:19:52 pm »

Biotech as in organic computer systems is a very underdeveloped field. There just aren't enough practical applications.
Also psy powers!

No.
Welll.... Actually... MAAAAAAYYBEEE I can implement a little quest that will get you something with psionic abilities...
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

iceball3

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #412 on: October 23, 2010, 07:29:32 pm »

remove the bolt i drove through my "head" and look around the ship for something sticky i can use for actually attaching the beard to my "beak"
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iceball3

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #413 on: October 23, 2010, 08:08:57 pm »

Also, just to bring it up, the following image pretty much sums up what my character looks like, right?
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Evergod41

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #414 on: October 23, 2010, 08:09:40 pm »

Get in my bot, walk down to engineering, and blast that crappy 'engineer' a new port hole. Or if he's a squishy, a new digestive tract.




Then fix the goddamn engines!

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #415 on: October 23, 2010, 08:14:52 pm »

Get in my bot, walk down to engineering, and blast that crappy 'engineer' a new port hole. Or if he's a squishy, a new digestive tract.




Then fix the goddamn engines!

I can already see it... (1)You accidentally miss and blow us all up.
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Schilcote

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #416 on: October 23, 2010, 08:23:01 pm »

Also, just to bring it up, the following image pretty much sums up what my character looks like, right?


Pretty much. Except a bit more dopey-looking and with a few dents and scratches.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #417 on: October 23, 2010, 08:26:36 pm »

Basically Everyone: Help repair the engines.
Iceball: remove the bolt i drove through my "head" and look around the ship for something sticky i can use for actually attaching the beard to my "beak"

Everyone: 5

You yell at Noob. Noob reads the manual again and fixes the engine. Noob gets to avoid being keelhauled in space.

Iceball: 6

You find a peice of tape. It isn't sticky enough though, so you drive a screw through it. You also took a bit of beard off of that terrorist guy.

Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (19/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter, SDW-10 beam pistol.
Spade: Hummen.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded), Toolbox, Aluminium Meroviate Armor. +0 M.E. manipulation +1 Engineering
Ragnarok: Robot. Round thingy what kill and fix stuff I guess. Holding a ?credit card? Continuous-Fire Pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded, bolted to chassis, can "Cast From HP".

The Drowning Flea: Stephinian Cargo Transport.
Armaments: 2 SDW-70 laser cannons.
Defenses: Full Iron Meroviate Plate Armor. EN4CR-1550 shield generator @ 100%.

Transactions this turn:

Bank account: 1203.1 CU

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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

USEC_OFFICER

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #418 on: October 23, 2010, 08:32:43 pm »

NEXT MISSION AHOY!
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dragnar

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Re: You all wake up in a cryochamber...
« Reply #419 on: October 23, 2010, 08:34:06 pm »

Biotech as in organic computer systems is a very underdeveloped field. There just aren't enough practical applications.
Also psy powers!
No.
Welll.... Actually... MAAAAAAYYBEEE I can implement a little quest that will get you something with psionic abilities...
I wants me some psy! For now though... Study these 'memetic power sources' I'm hearing about, and how to build one.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.
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