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[USEC_OFFICER]

Try to establish contact with the people beating 682 up, from the safety of the flea.

[dragnar]

Get back to the ship and try to see if the foundation ship has an AI.

[ragnarok97071]

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>Why is it that those people can beat up the [i]Invincible [Expletive Expunged] SCP?[/i]
Data Unavailable.
>... Well, lets get to work."Hey, Flea! We need Evac on the upper deck, and the meatbags can't breath in space, the weaklings. could you relocate?"
Begin clearing a path to the airlock by whatever means available.

[HighEndNoob]

Find Airlock 3, and go to it wiht my gun raised.

[Schilcote]

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>Why is it that those people can beat up the [i]Invincible [Expletive Expunged] SCP?[/i]


He's not invincible, just immortal. You can't kill him all the way, but you can keep cutting his legs off. Plus, this is an duplicate of 682, and since one of the guys beating it up is the guy who made it it probably has some sort of built-in weakness that the real Hard To Kill Reptile doesn't.

They're also the toughest killing machines ever created.

[Schilcote]

Jacen: Follow everyone else.
USEC_OFFICER: Try to establish contact with the people beating 682 up, from the safety of the flea.
Dragnar: Get back to the ship and try to see if the foundation ship has an AI.
Ragnarok: Begin clearing a path to the airlock by whatever means available.
Noob: Find Airlock 3, and go to it wiht my gun raised.

Jacen: [free]

You follow the party in your tiny little robot. You know, there should be some sort of air duct or something that you could fit into...

USEC_OFFICER&Dragnar: 6&6

Back on the Drowning Flea, you try to make contact with the ship that showed up.
Suddenly, you feel a great deal of heat at your back, as if some massive beast was breathing on you. You also hear a quiet engine noise. You turn around...
There's a green pickup truck on the bridge, sniffing at you. What.

*honk!*

Ragnarok&Noob: 3&4

You use a plasma cutter to bring down enough doors that you can get to the upper airlocks, where Evergod has stationed himself.
You do not encounter 682-2 on your way there, nor do you hear any sounds of combat since there's no air down there.


Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (20/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
Dwarfguy: Robot. Rectangular, with wings and a thruster.Holding a ?credit card? and a pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded.
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter.
Spade: Hummen. Holding a small black rectangular device.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded).
Ragnarok: Robot. Round thingy what kill and fix stuff I guess.

Transactions this turn:

Bank account: 2953.1 CU

[Evergod41]

WHAT?!?! THERE IS A PICK-UP TRUCK ON MY BRIDGE?!?! I WOULD SHOOT IT IF I HAD LASERS THE POINT THAT WAY!!!

Tell the pick-up truck that it's bad, based on so far information, it is a metaloid creature with the intelligence level of a dog... Treating it like so would likely result in similar outcomes, unless it has and knows how to use a weapon...

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Look for an air duct I can fit into that leads to the Drowning Flea.

[dwarfguy2]

Begin a quiet normal life as an electronics supply store owner.

[dragnar]

Attempt to communicate with the pickup truck.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Help dragnar communicate with the truck.

[HighEndNoob]

Wheres C-1? Guard the Airlock.

[Schilcote]

Wheres C-1? Guard the Airlock.

Uhh... On the ship I guess. Everyone is.

Tell the pick-up truck that it's bad, based on so far information, it is a metaloid creature with the intelligence level of a dog... Treating it like so would likely result in similar outcomes, unless it has and knows how to use a weapon...

This is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dangerous assumption to make.

[Schilcote]

Evergod: Tell the pick-up truck that it's bad, based on so far information, it is a metaloid creature with the intelligence level of a dog... Treating it like so would likely result in similar outcomes, unless it has and knows how to use a weapon...
Jacen: Look for an air duct I can fit into that leads to the Drowning Flea.
Dwarfguy: Begin a quiet normal life as an electronics supply store owner.
Dragnar: Attempt to communicate with the pickup truck.
OFFICER: Help dragnar communicate with the truck.
Noob: Guard the Airlock.

Evergod: 5

You yell at the truck. Suddenly, you find that all your speakers have mysteriously been disconnected.
It honks to itself in a satisfied manner.

Jacen: 6

You find no such air duct. You're allready on the Flea.

Dwarfguy: 1

You decide you've had enough of this shit and jump out the airlock. Ragnarok calls your stuff.

Dragnar&USEC_OFFICER: 4

You speak to the truck.

"Hello."
It honks happily and wiggles around a bit.
[roleplay further communications]

Noob: 6

You guard the living crap out of that airlock. You let Dwarfguy jump out though.

Status line:

Jacen: AI in robot casing
Ochita: Robot. Spherical, with treads. Holding cargo-loadery thing, Arc Cannon, 9 cells, (20/20 loaded) universal translator.
Evergod: AI
USEC_OFFICER: Android. Holding Auto Shotgun, 42 shells (6/6 loaded), Ultrameter.
Spade: Hummen. Holding a small black rectangular device.
Dragnar: AI
Iceball3: ROBOT SKARMORY
HighEndNoob: Hummen. Holding apparent currency, pulse rifle, 7 clips (100/100 loaded).
Ragnarok: Robot. Round thingy what kill and fix stuff I guess. Holding a ?credit card? and a pulse shotgun with 42 shells, 6/6 loaded.

Transactions this turn:

Bank account: 2953.1 CU

[dragnar]

"Hello, what are you?"